Evening draper lad, I think your appearance tonight has sent of the bottom dwellers into a spin, they thought I was you, or you were me, something like that. Anyway, the ones that hurl the most abuse are the least intelligent since they can't come up with anything interesting to say.
Apparently some of them are pooling their dole money together to come out and see me, this might be challenging since they need a map to find Chicago.
I repeat; Chicago hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah in your dreams