Woman Paralysed after sex

[Jack Ford]

Wouldn't buy a bed from this company. Initially thought it may have happened after an encounter with a partner who was extreemely well endowed? How wrong can you be...


'Faulty bed catapulted' woman during sex

 

[Keawyeds]

Someone needs to look up the definition of "catapult"

 

[wilka88]

Someone needs to look up the definition of "catapult"

... There is no way you could pick her up never mind catapult her

 

[Space Hopper]

A friend of mine replaced his bed with a trampoline without telling his partner. She hit the roof.

 

[Keawyeds]

... There is no way you could pick her up never mind catapult her

Ooof ya fucker!

 

[Safc_Number10]

That's why I always bonk on the kitchen table.

 

[Keawyeds]

That's why I always bonk on the kitchen table.

Island?

 

[Unbalanced Views]

"She told the court she "swung her legs" from underneath her, before lying back on the bed."

What the feck was she doing ? Sounds like she was on a sex swing or something

 

[Harry Angstrom]

Someone needs to look up the definition of "catapult"

Some needs to look up "felt like"

 

[lenshack]

That's why I always bonk on the kitchen table.

Prefer the Snooker Table mesel.

 

[Keawyeds]

Prefer the Snooker Table mesel.

Oh aye?
Sink the pink? Down the brown?

 

[Deleted member 559]

So she jumped backwards on to the bed, missed and now decides that the bed firm is at fault.

 

[Peterlee James]

I put her bloody back out

 

[becs]

Brings a whole new meaning to the term danger shag.

 

[wigwams]

Someone slipped her a crippler

 

[wilka88]

Donkey Punch

 

[Mickdundee]

Oh aye?
Sink the pink? Down the brown?

When the red is blocking the pink, you pot the brown!

 

[redgauntlet]

Key question, how heavy is she?

 

[lostinfrance]

A friend of mine replaced his bed with a trampoline without telling his partner. She hit the roof.

Bought a water bed for me and the missus but we just drifted apart.