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Woltemade wants away


Betty Swollocks said:
Non story that BBC Sport have picked up from a comedy sport column in Bild in Germany, apparently but would love it to be true 🤣
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It's from here in an article about "Who would be a good successor to Kane?" and it's all total click bait from the various websites.

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Dear Harry Kane,

You used to be a goalscorer. That's not meant as a criticism. On the contrary. You still convert penalties with such certainty, as if they were AI-controlled or by the football gods themselves. And the more often goalkeepers who guess the right corner dive towards the ball, the greater the risk of breaking their fingers, the shots are so powerful. So powerful, in fact, that in Bremen – without any help from the stormy North Sea – you even scored from outside the penalty area. Again, with millimeter precision, through a tiny eye of a needle that only you can see.

You're the first striker to become a constant threat from deeper and deeper. The first playmaker with long-range shooting in football history. First eleven, then sixteen meters. Soon twenty. Eventually thirty. Finally, from the halfway line. You can't possibly play football that long at 32. For that ridiculous €100 million transfer fee, you were a steal in 2023. You'll be the first football grandpa, hopefully at Bayern Munich, to play on the same team as his grandchildren, pardon me, sons. As a libero or in goal, sorry Manuel Neuer, sorry Jonas Urbig.

And who do you have to thank for that? Bayern Munich, the Bundesliga. You never would have developed like this in the hectic Premier League . Look at Nick Woltemade, who's been unhappy at Newcastle for ages and would rather go back to Stuttgart or maybe even Bayern Munich sooner rather than later . Nick would make a good successor for you.
 
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There’s not one signing they’ve made last summer, that they’ll make a profit on. I do think he could be a decent player, but he was a massive panic buy by Howe.
 
They were on his back yesterday or the day before tbf for conversing with Ekitike on instagram. Must be due to their big rivalry with Liverpool or something.
 
SAFC_FTM said:
I would honestly have him here.
Don't think he suits how they try to play but would fit into our side decent enough.
The problem with them simple bastards is they see him as their famous number 9 but he's probably better playing a bit deeper.
Him and Brobbey or Mayenda together could be a right handful.
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Nah he dont like it up him think he hates it hear imo does not work hard enough already having flashbacks to Flo🤣🤣
Ricci's Special Kebabs said:
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I already said i think he will be away in Summer does not seem to enjoy English football imo
 
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