William Storey

[hank williams]

I think he's class me. Always gonna get a laugh when he appears in the headlines.

If I went to a pub with this bloke, I'd check me change after giving him a tenner for 2 pints.

you’d be lucky to get any change out of a tenner these days marra

 

[viccarlton]

you’d be lucky to get any change out of a tenner these days marra

Could get five litres of Frosty Jack’s .

 

[hank williams]

Could get five litres of Frosty Jack’s .

Don’t I’m just off to graft man lucky I finish for 0900

 

[Rip Van Fish]

the regualtors know a lot more about william storey than they do about me..

they are going to ban him...

not me..

They know you wear salmon pants

 

[Five-Quarter]

Don’t I’m just off to graft man lucky I finish for 0900

Your shift ends when mine starts. Ugh

 

[Dick Fitzwell]

Don’t I’m just off to graft man lucky I finish for 0900

You work less than 4 hours????

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I think he's class me. Always gonna get a laugh when he appears in the headlines.

If I went to a pub with this bloke, I'd check me change after giving him a tenner for 2 pints.

You'd be the one handing over change if you wanted 2 pints in Brissle. Can't remember the last time I paid less than £5 down here. £6.75 at one near me.

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

Don’t I’m just off to graft man lucky I finish for 0900

From 6am till 9am? That's not graft Hank, that's the school run

 

[Dick Fitzwell]

From 6am till 9am? That's not graft Hank, that's the school run

I know, I've had longer chopper rides to the oil rig I was working on than that

 

[Get Into Em]

I know, I've had longer chopper rides

 

[Dick Fitzwell]

It's all about the context

 

[DBStar]

It's all about the context

Presumably the username gives the incorrect context?

 

[Steedy M]

Just watching that F1 series for the first time in Netflix and my god, you can see he’s just a total chancer. How he even got close to reading is beyond me. They could do another tinder swindler style series on this bloke

Is he interviewed in the series?

 

[Dick Fitzwell]

Presumably the username gives the incorrect context?

Never had a compliant

 

[DH4]

Never had a compliant

Don't you mean complaint? Compliant puts a whole new spin on it

 

[Geppetto]

Would be class if ALS did a charity auction and one of the prizes was to go out on the piss with Will Storey. I reckon he'd be a good laugh.

 

[BBL]

Would be class if ALS did a charity auction and one of the prizes was to go out on the piss with Will Storey. I reckon he'd be a good laugh.

The 'winner' would end up paying for all the drinks.

 

[kildaremackem]

The 'winner' would end up paying for all the drinks.

while storey tells you he axtually owns the bar and 50 others like it..and has shagged all the birds in it..

 

[Meathead]

Is he interviewed in the series?

Yeah briefly. Says he pulled his investment as the team wasn’t performing as well as he’d expected however the team say he never gave them a single penny of the £30m or so he promised them despite his energy drink being plastered all over their cars and uniforms

 

[Geppetto]

The 'winner' would end up paying for all the drinks.

Oh yeah probably, I should have added all expenses paid.