William Storey is the striker we need

[David M]

Love how he’s posted it after striking it over the bar

Posting his failures to stay humble.

 

[safc_123]

I’ve watched it about 6 times now and can’t believe he’s a) thought it was a good idea as a grown man to video himself b) videod himself and thought that’s mint a will stick it on Twitter.

 

[Chubbs]

As if that's the best take he did

 

[Kenna]

How long until he shows up again? Gobshite will be buzzing we are unhappy again and he will come looking for attention once again.

 

[Hongkongphooey]

Can he play upfront

 

[Freddie the Greek]

"Yesterday's result and Managerial situation at #SAFC is nothing short of scandalous. The current incumbents are not delivering. Given the opportunity me and my blue chip backers could deliver the good times once again to Sunderland Football Club. Significant investment needed."

 

[HettonSAFC]

How long until he shows up again? Gobshite will be buzzing we are unhappy again and he will come looking for attention once again.

Getting some lovely treats this Christmas. What the hell next.

 

[Kenna]

"Yesterday's result and Managerial situation at #SAFC is nothing short of scandalous. The current incumbents are not delivering. Given the opportunity me and my blue chip backers could deliver the good times once again to Sunderland Football Club. Significant investment needed."

'We would use significant sums of money to immediately bring in a Premier League Striker that we have already spoken to and is ready to go'

 

[hank williams]

'We would use significant sums of money to immediately bring in a Premier League Striker that we have already spoken to and is ready to go'

probably Martin Burstow

 

[Rip Van Fish]

How long until he shows up again? Gobshite will be buzzing we are unhappy again and he will come looking for attention once again.

After bullshitting his scruffy self and “pulling out” of Reading I doubt there’s much left

 

[ThreadBumper]

Thought Storey had forgotten about football. The minimum the EFL could do is ban him pre-emptively under their "Fit and Proper ownership" rules

 

[Rip Van Fish]

Thought Storey had forgotten about football. The minimum the EFL could do is ban him pre-emptively under their "Fit and Proper ownership" rules

Blocking him on all phones should do the trick

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1736782044384927780

He’s a good lad, knows his onions

 

[Bamber]

He’ll be in the BCB with Wraith on January 6th

 

[hank williams]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1736782044384927780

He’s a good lad, knows his onions

probably stinks of them too

 

[safcianpeterlee]

He's an idiot and attention seeker

But hes right what he says about our owners

 

[Lipso]

Can he play upfront

He probably can

 

[6inarow]

Still sporting the tramp look in his retro Sunderland top

https://twitter.com/x/status/1770594777714614558

 

[qixman]

Still sporting the tramp look in his retro Sunderland top

https://twitter.com/x/status/1770594777714614558

He is like a turd that won't flush

 

[TheWaterMargin]

Looks like Jesus playing Sunday league ... having said that ... couldn't be on a Sunday ...