William Storey is the striker we need

[Muttley]

Looks like Jesus playing Sunday league ... having said that ... couldn't be on a Sunday ...

Hopeless with crosses

 

[bowers2]

The white altindore

 

[Far Tibetan Mountain]

As if that's the best take he did

The defenders don't move. They've been paid to be in the shot haven't they?

 

[OnienRoll]

Has he ever been photographed or caught on camera with a mate? Seems to go through life alone with his delusions for company.