Sam Handwich
Striker
The gripe of the lazyThere's invariably some DIY twat out in their back garden with a f***ing hammer banging away
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The gripe of the lazyThere's invariably some DIY twat out in their back garden with a f***ing hammer banging away
Had some idiot doing that this morning. Just a few bits of moss. Must have just stood there for 5 minutes spraying the same bit of ground.karcher power washers have become the new hover mower
all the gear nee idea typesHad some idiot doing that this morning. Just a few bits of moss. Must have just stood there for 5 minutes spraying the same bit of ground.
More money than sense.all the gear nee idea types
He's a character that fella. Good crack.Top tip: Emily's garden centre at Leechmere is open and doing a roaring trade. I know this as the owner lives two doors away from me. I have been non-stop DIYing for the last fortnight.
Usually some twat with shit taste in music decides the whole street should listen to it anarl.
Not very reasonable are you IvanKid 2 doors along has been bouncing his basketball for 2 hours. Now he's stopped, the twat over the back fence has started mowing his lawn. Couple of hours is my guess. Not allowed to mow the lawn when its cloudy.
That could be meThere's invariably some DIY twat out in their back garden with a f***ing hammer banging away
Day release for Peter Sutcliffe...There's invariably some DIY twat out in their back garden with a f***ing hammer banging away
There's invariably some DIY twat out in their back garden with a f***ing hammer banging away
Youd be better off working for the council scaring them off.If you require the services of 'The Bird Whisperer'? I'll gladly speak to the gulls and tell to go over to his kip and make some noise! (Free of charge imo, SMB mate rates).
Youd be better off working for the council scaring them off.
Yeah, me tooWhat else do you want them today?
Go out and play?
Go to work?
Socialise at the Pub?
Mingle in groups of 3 or more
Its an ideal time to be out in the garden. Done loads this week already!