Why couldn't you enjoy getting into Europe yesterday?

[not spavin]

Because Bruno Guimarães' career-best goal contributions is the biggest story in north east football this season.

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[Gennaro Savastano]

Because underlying stats don't lie and Regis is useless

 

[One Wayne Entwhistle]

Because it's not the champions League and some of he visitors I know reckon it's a Micky mouse version.. guess it's a bit like the Carabao until they win it of course, then it's bigger than the world cup.

 

[bobpc30]

Was in shock.

 

[Fred]

Because it was too hot to have my hotdog sausage in a burger bun.

 

[Nedved]

But cause Thursday Sunday will be too much so just relegate us now.

 

[Onslow]

I missed the second goal as I was still supping a HT pint in a ridiculously congested Roker End concourse.

Seconds after hearing the roar, a rather large, bald gentleman knocked said pint out of me hand and all over me new white trainers.

I told him in no uncertain terms that if such a thing was to happen again, I once again would do absolutely nowt about it.

 

[Zookeeper]

Because our Xg is too low and we should be in the bottom 3

 

[southstander]

Because somebody did this. How disrespectful.

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[dcl0sc]

Because Emperor Hadrian decided to build his wall on Tyneside instead of Wearside.

 

[Pantomime Mackem]

Because we only own one seventh of 51% of the airport

 

[Zookeeper]

Because the Justice League thinks we should be relegated.

 

[silas80]

I couldn’t enjoy getting into Europe because of the size of the likely opposition.

Conference League might offer us the best opportunity to get results

 

[One Wayne Entwhistle]

We aren't going to be able to do away games as we don't have an airport

 

[Mantobar]

Nearly bust me leg celebrating the 1st goal, leg got trapped and i went ower, thanks to the 2 lads who got me up

 

[Zookeeper]

I don’t speak any other European languages

 

[humbug]

f***ing passport queue at Dover

and then it's the neck end of 700 miles from calais to the san siro once you get off the boat.

 

[Monkton mackem]

I couldn't enjoy getting into Europe yesterday knowing that Xhaka's legs are unlikely to carry him through a further 8 games a season.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Because Regis will be gone before the start of the season

 

[Father Jack Hackett]

Just the season ticket issue from last summer and I still haven’t received a call for the coming one. Not overly hopeful so gutted I’ll still have to upgrade the owld fella’s match to match.
I feel a bit as if I’m not part of the club any more. I’m still absolutely made-up, mind.