Who the feck dresses Scottie Parker?

[Thatheaderman]

He’s prob wearing knitted y fronts his gran made him for Christmas.

Ooooo nice cock warmers

 

[All or Nothing]

Is he a Dedicated Follower Of Fashion ( a Kink ) now I’m showing my age

 

[Diamond Eyes]

No wonder they’ve struggled this season, watching his interviews he could put a glass eye to sleep

 

[lowesie1]

Gerry Anderson the Thunderbirds bloke, Parker got that plastic face look anarl

I thought it was just me who thinks he looks like a Thunderbirds puppet

 

[nowtgoodeverhappens]

It’s Thom Browne, Parker seems to wear the more understated stuff anarl, some of it is hideous and ridiculously overpriced

I’d be vexed if I found that cardigan he had on last night.

 

[fredthefan]

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It’s dropped over a grand since they got relegated

 

[Dobbler]

Looks like he lives on Tracy Island.

 

[Thewper1]

Roy Keane wears it on occasions too.

I like it when Managers wear less than conventional stuff on the sidelines - Pep is normally good value for it, apart from when he has to wear the CP or D2 sponsored stuff.....was he not wearing Our Legacy on the touchline recently.

Vincent Kompany at the Bernabau in a Smock and trainers the other week too...although it was Adidas, so never going to win any Thewper style points, but I appreciated the sentiment.

 

[Dobbler]

Thom Browne

I got mistakenly sent one from End clothing. I ordered something worth about 90 quid, and sent me one of their jumpers worth 850 quid.

Sold it for a decent profit

I ordered a John Smedley top from them a while back. They sent me 2, neither of which I’d ordered. I contacted them about returns so they refunded my money and never contacted me again.. I’ve still got both tops! weirdos

 

[Zodiac]

He looks like the kid who has been told he must wear the jumper/cardigan that his nanna has knitted

 

[hypersonic]

Wish someone's would pay me to wear stitched together carpet off cuts

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

How much for a cardigan!?

He's obviously one of the thickos who thinks if it was expensive it must be good.

 

[KarenDent]

He's obviously one of the thickos who thinks if it was expensive it must be good.

His taste is all in his mouth obviously

 

[Colbert]

Scotty was always awarded man of the match despite how badly he played, probably gave him it last night

 

[Devil71]

4 stripes though ?
I thought he'd ordered an Adidas cardie from Temu.

 

[DrewC]

Seriously.........

Mrs Parker

 

[SurreyMackem]

Apparently his mate either owns or runs that clothes company.

 

[The Great MES]

I saw him get interviewed a few months ago and he looked and sounded like he'd taken an E

 

[Pelforth]

Apparently he's getting a bespoke suit made out of intertoto certificates. The peak of his career in one outfit

Or made of Wrigleys chewing gum wrappers. Hate the way he chews all night like a small school kid

 

[Shandy drinker]

Seriously.........

I was going to post the same after their game at the weekend
He has a strange fashion sense

Isn’t that jacket he wore last night like 4 grand.

Deffo some works experience kid let lose with some crayons

Paddington vibes