Who is the most stereotypically looking player representing their nation...

[10 Trenches Deep]

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When he got older and lost his pace he became Rene Heguita

 

[Colbert]

James McLean - Irish Rep

 

[si73]

Stanley Matthews - England.
Bobby Charlton - England
Rudi Voller - Germany
Birkir Bjarnason - Iceland

 

[Metro Man]

David Ginola - French

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[Crayola-Kid]

Carsten Jancker / Robert Huth for Germany

 

[Darlo1973]

Another vote for Phil Foden. Looks like your typical English car-nicking, drug dealing, hooligan.

 

[Colbert]

Ruud Krol - particularly Dutch

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

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Acuna the Argentine left-back. Stocky, swarthy and strong shithousery vibes.

 

[The Hunter]

Bobby Moore, England: aristocratic English leader of men...who also liked a good skinfull down the Dog & Duck.

 

[Crayola-Kid]

Bobby Moore, England: aristocratic English leader of men...who also liked a good skinfull down the Dog & Duck.

Plenty of aristocratic jewelry thieves in the movies too

 

[TB22]

Kasper Schmeichel . He looks more Danish than a tup of Lurpak . ( so does his dar. )

 

[Rupert The Fridge]

Someones already said Tunisia or Morrocco

He might be suggesting Sub Saharan African and being naughty.

 

[jimb]

Phil Foden - England

Mastered that chav look perfectly

 

[Freddie the Greek]

If they weren't absolutely shite and it was a few years ago, there's no one more Scottish looking than David Hopkin.

 

[ChrisAshley]

Maldini Italy.

Pirlo, Buffon, Totti, Del Piero, Vieri all very Italian looking.

 

[Helmerroids]

Rudi Voller looked like a stereotypical 80’s German porn star.

 

[The Fitter]

The Polish manager could not be anymore Polish.

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I told my lass that all middle-aged Polish men look like either Benny Hill or Ronnie Barker, or a mix of both.
Lozano looks really Mexican. Niclas Khulshrank or whatever you call him, looks proper Germanic. Rigobert Song the manager of Senegal, with his hoodie and dredds, looks like he's from Nottingham.

 

[SAFCOldie]

The most English is Harry Maguire.

Always thought Oliver Kahn was the most Germam looking bloke on Earth, Neuer is a decent replacement. Straight out of central casting for Nazis.

The thing is Germany is a place of many kingdoms, it changes from place to place.

 

[oddjob]

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Acuna the Argentine left-back. Stocky, swarthy and strong shithousery vibes.

Could be related to Carlos Tevez him.

 

[naughtynose]

Ruud van Nistelrooy looks like couldn't be from anywhere else but Holland.