Who’s going out to get splattered this weekend then?

[OOOSH YEAH]

It’s absolutely shite

 

[Daddyo]

Lasses in those situations cannot behave themselves
Drawing attention to themselves and probably resulting in either a fight, tears or that party getting thrown out

They shouldn't be allowed out,either that or they wear a burkha

 

[Big Jeff]

It’s absolutely shite

It’s great in my garden, beer, champagne, a massive fire pit, 2 mental dogs and drunk women.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Currently on pint 4 at the ramside after 18 holes. Stunning

What a stud!

 

[Makcem Crihs]

I'm sick and tired of mates who can't handle their beer.

The other night they dropped me 3 times while carrying me to the taxi.

Poor for you that like, 2/10

 

[cornish mackem]

I bought a full fillet of beef yesterday, going to Lidlyaldi on way home from work for wine and beer and that’s me sorted for the weekend bbq, drinks and crackon with the neighbours and ower lass
Why on earth would I want to sit next to people I’m told to and can’t move if they do my napper in

 

[banburysafc]

Had a couple of pints out the other night, was fairly relaxed. Off to watch some shite footy match over on The Wirral tomorrow (most still aren't allowing spectators) so will be in pubs throughout the afternoon and evening, looking forward to it assuming it goes smoothly.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Was out with @LondonMackem last night, he had 2 and a half pints of Becks and vomited in the beer garden

Apparently he “hadn’t had any food man, fuck off”

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Still boycotting pubs til June. I have just booked a table for some scran when I gan to see me daughter in Sidcup in May though.

 

[banburysafc]

Was out with @LondonMackem last night, he had 2 and a half pints of Becks and vomited in the beer garden

Apparently he “hadn’t had any food man, fuck off”

I can rarely tell if you two genuinely meet up or not

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

I can rarely tell if you two genuinely meet up or not

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Was out with @LondonMackem last night, he had 2 and a half pints of Becks and vomited in the beer garden

Apparently he “hadn’t had any food man, fuck off”

Did he punch himself in the face on the way home?

 

[mux]

Was out with @LondonMackem last night, he had 2 and a half pints of Becks and vomited in the beer garden

Apparently he “hadn’t had any food man, fuck off”

Becks Blue as well so I heard.

 

[Charlestonian]

Not for me, it’s ower cold, I might go for a couple week after next when I’m off work, weather dependent.

 

[Quinninho]

I went for a few last night and people were behaving like bellends. It's like christmas work party night people.

f***ing lasses screeching and being generally obnoxious in the main.

On this evidence I'd probably give it a wide birth.

The fact I've hardly been out past the local for nearly 4 years means I miss out on these delights anyway.

Thank the lord

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Becks Blue as well so I heard.

Nah, that’s just a lie. His first one had a top on mind

 

[mux]

Nah, that’s just a lie. His first one had a top on mind

Bless his cottons man

 

[Latka Gravas]

I went for a few last night and people were behaving like bellends. It's like christmas work party night people.

f***ing lasses screeching and being generally obnoxious in the main.

Where was this ?

 

[mysticmackem]

Was out with @LondonMackem last night, he had 2 and a half pints of Becks and vomited in the beer garden

Apparently he “hadn’t had any food man, fuck off”

Becks too much for the cockneys. Should've stuck with shandy's

 

[Big Jeff]

Becks too much for the cockneys. Should've stuck with shandy's

Cockneys need jellied eels when they drink