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It's funny how fans think its as simple as thatNow we are safe we can be more adventurous and creative away from home, where the current system isn't working for us anyway.
It's Lardy.How have people not cottoned on to this lad being a mag yet? It was blatantly obvious when he first started posting but it must have been forgotten since.
That would describe 99% of fat mag bastards mindEr
It's Lardy.
Hey guy, will we finish above the mags?Since the move to a 20-team league in 1995, the average points tally for the 18th-placed team (the highest to go down) is 35.6 points.
We are currently on 36 points after 24 games... We have already reached the "average" safety mark with 14 games to spare. Historically, 36 points is enough to stay up in more than 50% of all Premier League seasons.
The "2-Sigma" Safety Net represents a threshold that covers 97.7% of all likely outcomes.
Based on 30 years of data, the standard deviation for the drop is ~3.4 points.
The "Ironclad" Safety Number: 43 points. At 43 points, you are safe. Only once in history has a team gone down with more than 40 (West Ham in 2003 with 42).
The Math for the Rest of 2026
Current Points: 36
Target for 99% Safety: 43
Required: 7 points from 14 matches.
Required Rate: 0.50 Points Per Game (PPG).
Our Current Rate: 1.50 PPG.
We could literally play at one-third of our current level and still hit the scientific safety mark.
The "Weak Floor" Factor
The current bottom three are historically poor. West Ham (18th) is on 20 points, Burnley (19th) on 15, and Wolves (20th) on just 8. For us to go down, West Ham would need to win almost half their remaining games while we lose every single one.
The risk of relegation is now statistically less than 0.01%.
No need ti worry about relegation, we should be trying to figure out if we can make it to Europe some way.
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Even if WH do we will still finish above LeedsWest Ham got to win 6 out of last 14 games without sunlan picking up another 2 points ,not gonna happen
Maybe we should aim high but a win against a dogshit team at home doesn't mean we are qualified to get Europe. Sheffield Wednesday would have thrashed Burnley last night. I want to see us go to Arsenal and look like we can win then I'll believe.Safety isn't the target anymore. It's Europe.
Chasing Europe is a bit of a fallacy imo. Unless its the established champions league teams like arsenal/ man city with enormous squads, it just seems to derail everyone else. Look at palace and forest this year. I remember a few years back it was almost guaranteed that teams who'd played in Europe on a Thursday night would get beaten on the sunday.
How are people still discussing this in all seriousness?