Whee's Doris has been pissing in bins?

[Keawyeds]

Police probe after woman 'had a wee in Metro bin after singing Sweet Caroline'

If nothing else, this has potential for some Neil Diamond song puns.
Own up. Who's Ma couldn't handle her red red wine?

 

[Harry Angstrom]

Has the Metro got a Pee law?

 

[Deleted member 40035]

would they rather she pissed herself

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

Probing

would they rather she pissed herself

Nah just used the bogs

 

[WildTurkey]

would they rather she pissed herself

In her (forever) blue jeans?

 

[Space Hopper]

I bought a Volvo from Neil Diamond on e-bay.

Swede Car Online.

 

[CheersMarra84]

To be fair, North Shields is a toilet.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Nah just used the bogs

I didn't think there were bogs on the metro, I held that piss in for nowt.

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

I didn't think there were bogs on the metro, I held that piss in for nowt.

No but she had got off the metro and was in Haymarket. There’s bogs upstairs

 

[waddy999]

I didn't think there were bogs on the metro, I held that piss in for nowt.

That was Neil Diamond's response when someone asked if there was anyone in the Metro toilet.
"I am..I said..."

 

[Yankee Mackem]

One in the Bin for the Sandies.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

No but she had got off the metro and was in Haymarket. There’s bogs upstairs

When they said metro I thought they meant the train.

 

[OOOSH YEAH]

When they said metro I thought they meant the train.

Right.

 

[Cyborgwithattitude]

Police probe after woman 'had a wee in Metro bin after singing Sweet Caroline'

If nothing else, this has potential for some Neil Diamond song puns.
Own up. Who's Ma couldn't handle her red red wine?

Police probe after woman 'had a wee in Metro bin after singing Sweet Caroline'

If nothing else, this has potential for some Neil Diamond song puns.
Own up. Who's Ma couldn't handle her red red wine?

Someone told her that Neil Diamond could still sing and she pissed herself laughing, can’t explain the bin mind.

 

[jubblies]

Forever in dark blue jeans

 

[jaxaxe]

Has the Metro got a Pee law?

And some fell on stony ground...

 

[Pseudonym Number 1]

Police probe after woman 'had a wee in Metro bin after singing Sweet Caroline'

If nothing else, this has potential for some Neil Diamond song puns.
Own up. Who's Ma couldn't handle her red red wine?

.

 

[King Kareoke]

She misunderstood her friend - she thought she said "Wee Caroline"

Forever in dark blue jeans

Or it might have saved her being forever in poo jeans (I know doesn't quite fit the story)

 

[Big Duke Six]

Has the Metro got a Pee law?

Doesnt it stop there?

 

[Some Random Guy]

"Drunk person urinates in inappropriate place"

Who would have thought it