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i'll be scouring the garden for the neighbour's tortoise. he made a break for freedom last night but it was dark.
ordinarily I wouldn't care but there's some scaff going up and they'll moan so i'll do them a good deed.
welcome to help if you're at a loose end.
There's a movie on ITV4 at 9pm called Public Enemies. Johnny Depp and Christian Bale. Never seen it so gonna give it a try, with a cheeky bottle of red
There's a movie on ITV4 at 9pm called Public Enemies. Johnny Depp and Christian Bale. Never seen it so gonna give it a try, with a cheeky bottle of red
I think we've got an episode of Ray Donovan recorded so i'll probably sneer my way through that.
Films on TV are shite man. Adverts every 20 minutes and then they get interrupted by the news!
I know. Gives you the chance to go for the odd piss though
I know. Gives you the chance to go for the odd piss though
So you're genuinely spending the night searching your garden for a tortoise? That's f***ing magic that mate.
got to be better than watching the tellybox. I've just realised there is a 4 foot deep hole I dug at the weekend which will be full of rain water. I hope it's a turtle and not a tortoise.
got to be better than watching the tellybox. I've just realised there is a 4 foot deep hole I dug at the weekend which will be full of rain water. I hope it's a turtle and not a tortoise.
Why Aye. Well sort of. they roll over and their shell acts as a kind of boat.Can tortoises(torti?) not swim like?
i'll let you know laterCan tortoises(torti?) not swim like?
I went for an odd piss once. Mrs was livid cause it killed her poinsettia.