What type of clothes would you wear if you were a woman?

[Pants]

Has to be said , I would not make an attractive woman at all

That's your problem if you can't be bothered to try and make yourself look nice. Just means more cock for us rampant slappers.

 

[Ben Gardner]

This would be me, like.

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[Tadger]

I’d dress in short skirts and low cut tops and then complain when men look at me.

 

[Motor City Cobra]

Has to be said , I would not make an attractive woman at all

Always an audience marra. Don’t dispair.

I’d dress in short skirts and low cut tops and then complain when men look at me.

Tactically bend over to pick up a pen now again whilst inadvertently flashing the man in the boat .

 

[look out piano]

 

[stupeo]

I’d be a summer dress kind of girl

 

[offshore]

Classy but sexy with heels and stockings..... I'd be a slut

 

[Nig]

Probably knee length skirt, blouse, crotch less knickers, butt plug and Chinese sex balls hanging from my piss flaps.

All less embarrassing than wearing a newcastle shirt i suppose.

 

[raindog]

A catsuit with double dong in both holes

 

[Amber]

This has made me laugh my head off. Ta

 

[gizmoganzee]

I'd have Scamell wheel nuts for nipples, pointing at you.

If I didn't like, just say I was cold.

If I did ..get down and dirty

 

[Pants]

I'd have Scamell wheel nuts for nipples, pointing at you.

If I didn't like, just say I was cold.

If I did ..get down and dirty

Thanks for sharing, but you might want to re-read the thread title there mate.

 

[Deleted member 26022]

This has made me laugh my head off. Ta

Hilarious i agree

 

[Unbalanced Views]

I know one thing, I'd not shave me legs, or owt else

 

[mcq10]

I reckon I’d be a right slutty dresser if I was a bird like

 

[Amber]

I reckon I’d be a right slutty dresser if I was a bird like

So you should, that’s what men like.

 

[mcq10]

So you should, that’s what men like.

Absolutely

I remember before little miss mcq10 came along four years ago, the wife would wear seductive silky nightdresses to tempt me.

Fast forward 4 years and she’s on the sofa in a onesie and a snuggle blanket ffs

 

[Bigfoot]

Crotchless panties, high heels. That's about it.

 

[Jack Ford]

If they're counted as clothes, I would prefer to wear Dr Whites instead of Tampax

 

[gizmoganzee]

Thanks for sharing, but you might want to re-read the thread title there mate.

What with a silky top on and hot pants and heels