What is the most ludicrous argument someone has made on here?

[RestlessNatives]

The disagree button thread has made me think about some of the nonsense thoughts people post as fact.
Leaving politics and conspiracy theories aside, what are your favourite ridiculous arguments?
Two spring to mind for me. The lad who was convinced that you needed a billion pounds to be a millionaire, and the poster who claimed that Kenwyne Jones wasn't fast, he just covered the ground quickly because he has long legs.

 

[Kevj]

@Nukehasslefan

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

The disagree button thread has made me think about some of the nonsense thoughts people post as fact.
Leaving politics and conspiracy theories aside, what are your favourite ridiculous arguments?
Two spring to mind for me. The lad who was convinced that you needed a billion pounds to be a millionaire, and the poster who claimed that Kenwyne Jones wasn't fast, he just covered the ground quickly because he has long legs.

I’m sure there was a lad who was completely convinced that he would win in a street fight with prime Bruce Lee, by simply “rushing” him.

 

[mux]

Kenwyne Jones doesn't have pace he just has long legs which allow him to cover the ground quicker.

 

[The Albanian]

The one where some daft bastard thought the Spurs nickname of Tottenham's name wasn't taken from the Hotspurs part of their name

Kenwyne Jones doesn't have pace he just has long legs which allow him to cover the ground quicker.

Still has me in bits that

 

[billybumbler]

what disagree button?

 

[Redandwhitedust]

Kenwyne Jones doesn't have pace he just has long legs which allow him to cover the ground quicker.

That was comedy gold

 

[JonnotheMackem]

what disagree button?

That one.

Seriously though, hover over the like button, or hold it down on mobile.

 

[billybumbler]

That one.

Seriously though, hover over the like button, or hold it down on mobile.

Yeah found it cheers.

I'm old

 

[RestlessNatives]

The one where some daft bastard thought the Spurs nickname of Tottenham's name wasn't taken from the Hotspurs part of their name

Still has me in bits that

I was totally unaware of the Spurs one. That's the type of stuff I'm after.

 

[The Albanian]

I was totally unaware of the Spurs one. That's the type of stuff I'm after.

It's like he thought of something that confused him, put it through an enigma machine, and then posted it on here

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Someone saying Andover was abroad. And when it was pointed out it was in Hampshire tried to convince people he was talking about the one in Massachusetts which had nowt to do with or fit in with the original discussion.

 

[Quench]

Can't remember who the poster was, but I'm pretty sure someone argued for humans having two stomachs, one for solids, one for liquids

 

[taipeisafc]

Can't remember who the poster was, but I'm pretty sure someone argued for humans having two stomachs, one for solids, one for liquids

The Wanderer?

 

[BMX Bandit]

The Nuggsy defenders.

 

[monkeytassle]

The lad that posted the movie review which was word for word from somewhere else then denying it.

 

[Quench]

The Wanderer?

I honestly can't remember, I can only imagine some of the conversations he must have had with his GP

 

[joemcdokes]

what disagree button?

I’m sure telling people is much better than a click unless it’s just me.

 

[Whitleypanther]

That BBC Alba was an Albanian language channel that showed loads of Scottish football. Loved that thread.

 

[joemcdokes]

Not sure, I’ve got the idiots on ignore.