What have you achieved in your life?

[WattStaxy]

I once had a shit in the back garden, I bet there's not many done that.

@Rob buried his shitty underpants in the back garden.

 

[Arkle]

He’s probably not in the basement

Loft then?

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

nowt, im a sad little prick who sits in his mams basement making up conspiracy theories

 

[AlpineExile]

Loft then?

His mam's in a care home now, so he has to hide in the closet whenever the carers knock on the door.

 

[becs]

I once had a shit in the back garden, I bet there's not many done that.

I had one in the hedge on the road between Ouston and Birtley once.

 

[monkeytassle]

I asked shaq how such a rich man made a suit look so cheap. He didn't like that.

 

[matt228]

I'm 28 and am still relatively happy with my life

 

[MattyM 09/109]

one of my posts got hods of likes one time. i once kicked a ball back to a group a lads playing footy aiming for the keeper, caught it proper and it curled about 35-40 degrees right in the top corner from at least a third of the pitch and as far as they know i did it on purpose. i saved the world.

 

[SYB_DC]

I asked shaq how such a rich man made a suit look so cheap. He didn't like that.

Good on you for that. He's a very large man to be asking such questions of.

 

[ARs biscuit]

nowt, im a sad little prick who sits in his mams basement making up conspiracy theories

So you achieved a good imagination
You know someone with a basement
Your mam still likes you .

Every cloud old chap.

 

[monkeytassle]

Good on you for that. He's a very large man to be asking such questions of.

And I am not large. Same night I offended matt Dawson. Which is fine.

 

[dangermows]

Like the vast majority, fuck all. And like the vast majority will soon be dead and within a couple of generations forgotten, and might as well have never lived.

 

[Charmless Man]

Like the vast majority, fuck all. And like the vast majority will soon be dead and within a couple of generations forgotten, and might as well have never lived.

And there's me thinking I'd made it because I have shoes

 

[AlpineExile]

And there's me thinking I'd made it because I have shoes

Under that rationale you'd made it as soon as you were born with feet attached to your legs.

 

[WildTurkey]

Had 2 happy kids, all I’ll ever need to ‘achieve’ tbh

 

[Big Duke Six]

I own a very large collection.

 

[Charmless Man]

Under that rationale you'd made it as soon as you were born with feet attached to your legs.

I didn't have the money to buy shoes until some years later.

I own a very large collection.

Of f***ing shite posts? We know.

 

[joemcdokes]

Only your back garden? Or would mine count?

Thing is years later I was on about it and me dad could remember picking it p, he thought it a bit big for a Jack Russell.

 

[Aituk7]

Striker status

 

[Arkle]

And I am not large. Same night I offended matt Dawson. Which is fine.

Offending Dawson has to be your number 1 achievement, surely?