What exactly are Jay-Z's 99 Problems?

[double maxim]

72. How do I manage to keep regurgitating stories about being a small time time drug dealer in 1988 when I'm pressing 50 and have earned $1b

 

[Mick Dundee]

If you don't like hip hop I feel bad for you son, I like 99 rappers but Jay-Z ain't one!

 

[knumbskull]

If you don't like hip hop I feel bad for you son, I like 99 rappers but Jay-Z ain't one!

Very good

 

[joemcdokes]

He had to sit next to a stinker on the 56.

 

[PTR]

43. One of his toes is slightly shorter than the others after a sports accident when he was 8 years old, and now it hurts a bit when its cold. Nobody knows which sport it was. Or which toe.

 

[chr1s1973]

It's a different song though. I can't imagine Ice T's version with that beat and roughness ever being as mainstream as the Jay-Z version.

I was barely, if at all aware of it when it came out.

Must just be me.

 

[joemcdokes]

He was in Ding Dong and the wifey mistook him for MC Hammer.

 

[Smartin]

Problem number 28, the local kids keep stealing his milk bottles.

 

[Some Random Guy]

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[oddjob]

37. He is 3 panini stickers short of completing his Euro 2004 album.

 

[Thackeray]

57. Couldn't get his Maserati SUV parked in Taybarns' car park.

 

[SAFCGardian]

He couldn't find a good restaurant in Durham.

 

[MackemBob]

27. He thinks Jack Rodwell has the makings of a footballer.

 

[scraff]

people letting their dogs shit outside his house.
slicing his tee shot has got to be one of them, I know its one of mine.

27. He thinks Jack Rodwell has the makings of a footballer.

now that is a f***ing major problem.

 

[RossTheNinja]

Well that would be ridiculous

Agreed. Saying the title of the artist in the threads song? Burn him!

 

[Royal 8er]

I fear you may be banned for this.

Hope so.
Disgusting offensive word

 

[The Exile]

69. He doesn't get smutty euphemisms.

 

[Keawyeds]

37. He is 3 panini stickers short of completing his Euro 2004 album.

Don't joke about those things man. I was 1 off completing y Premier League 97 one.
Fuming

i find the wafer cone isn't strong enough when you start using the flake in the manner intended ,if they're the same in the States thats your answer
Not even mentioning monkeys blood

Probably construed as racism if not explained properly in Harlem.

 

[Thackeray]

72. He sometimes struggles with Slavoj Zizek's idiosyncratic prose.

 

[sadders]

Athletes foot.