What do your kids do.....

[Kent_Mackem]

He’s running a charity for referees who have had their feelings hurt from posts on the smb

I hope he can claim Gift Aid.
I mean, I find it funny and it's water off a duck's back, but he does come out with some very unusual things on here.

 

[Exapno Mapcase]

They try and collect as many plates as possible in their rooms just to wind me up.

Do they also hoard teaspoons by any chance?

 

[suddick mac]

No kids yet, still trying though. If i did have any and they took after their dad, they'd probably be into vandalism and practicing smerking fags.

It's not true that they'd be likely to dress in wimens clothes.

By the sounds of this I hope you are firing more blanks than the T.A then

 

[Gelan]

My two boys smoke weed and have a lot of sex.

 

[Gillythedilf]

My two boys smoke weed and have a lot of sex.

They need to get girlfriends then.

 

[dangermows]

They need to get girlfriends then.

Gerrin

 

[Gelan]

They need to get girlfriends then.

Ones trans, so he's got a girlfriend and a boyfriend

 

[dangermows]

Just give them crisps and their tablets and jobs a good un. The oldest one asks to be taken to the pub (to enjoy crisps and his tablet viewing).

 

[Gillythedilf]

Ones trans, so he's got a girlfriend and a boyfriend

Is that him in your Avatar ?

 

[Ned Land]

..... to keep themselves entertained at home?

Both of mine were huffing and puffing and complaining they were bored last night. After a multitude of suggestions (none of which were appropriate, of course), thought I'd ask you lovely lot for some ideas instead.

It’s healthy to be bored occasionally.

Remember that you’re not there to entertain them unless they’re very young.

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[Gillythedilf]

..... to keep themselves entertained at home?

Both of mine were huffing and puffing and complaining they were bored last night. After a multitude of suggestions (none of which were appropriate, of course), thought I'd ask you lovely lot for some ideas instead.

How old are they like ? Makes a big difference I think

 

[dangermows]

Gilly is absolutely toying with him here mind.

 

[southstander]

Just give them crisps and their tablets and jobs a good un. The oldest one asks to be taken to the pub (to enjoy crisps and his tablet viewing).

Confusing until the second sentence.

 

[Gelan]

Is that him in your Avatar ?

Nah, that's me mate...he looks normal.

 

[Gillythedilf]

Gilly is absolutely toying with him here mind.

I’m only having a bit crack che , no malice from this Mandingo .

 

[dangermows]

I’m only having a bit crack che , no malice from this Mandingo .

A knar that. That's what this place is for/about. The old fella has took the piss plenty.

 

[Gillythedilf]

A knar that. That's what this place is for/about. The old fella has took the piss plenty.

Class taking the wata like

 

[I am a reindeer]

How old are they like ? Makes a big difference I think

Little one is 8, older one 15.

 

[ErichZann]

Lego, play doh, trampoline, tablets

 

[Sunlun79]

Lego, play doh, trampoline, tablets

Not Mitsubishi’s I hope