What are the shittest tattoos?

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jedi_toaster said:
It’s a f***ing fantastic way to earn a living. Put it this way, I haven’t ‘worked’ a single day since I started tattooing full time. I meet my mate in town for a coffee at about 9. Walk to the shop to open for about 10, draw on a few people, they pay me (feels weird doing something I love and then people happily giving me money for it), sometimes I finish up at about 2 and go home or for a wander round town, sometimes I’ll work till 5, or possibly 6, rarely later. I don’t do anything I don’t want to do, I’ve been known to turn people away if they have been rude or annoying, rather than having to suck it up like when I worked for Costa. I don’t make loads of money as I think our shop is a bit too cheap, but I can pay my bills and buy nice stuff for my kids, so I’d rather have customers happy they’re getting a good deal and returning over and over, which frequently happens. Sometimes I’ll do my drawing and designs in the evening while at home, sometimes I’ll just wing it on the day.

Fantastic lifestyle.
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I hate tattoos but it is great to do something for a living that you enjoy so good on ya.

I do have one anarl by the way.
 
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jedi_toaster said:
It’s a f***ing fantastic way to earn a living. Put it this way, I haven’t ‘worked’ a single day since I started tattooing full time. I meet my mate in town for a coffee at about 9. Walk to the shop to open for about 10, draw on a few people, they pay me (feels weird doing something I love and then people happily giving me money for it), sometimes I finish up at about 2 and go home or for a wander round town, sometimes I’ll work till 5, or possibly 6, rarely later. I don’t do anything I don’t want to do, I’ve been known to turn people away if they have been rude or annoying, rather than having to suck it up like when I worked for Costa. I don’t make loads of money as I think our shop is a bit too cheap, but I can pay my bills and buy nice stuff for my kids, so I’d rather have customers happy they’re getting a good deal and returning over and over, which frequently happens. Sometimes I’ll do my drawing and designs in the evening while at home, sometimes I’ll just wing it on the day.

Fantastic lifestyle.
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I can remember you having a right cob on on here JT, years ago back when you were dealing with wankers as a junior manager at Costa. Absolutely chuffed for you that you’ve found your niche and are happy with it and making a decent living. Well done you.
I’m not much into tatts but if I was I would definitely swing by for a ‘consult’ next time I’m home. Fuckit - I might swing by anyway just to say hello. Aren’t you on Bridge Street somewhere?
 
jedi_toaster said:
It’s a f***ing fantastic way to earn a living. Put it this way, I haven’t ‘worked’ a single day since I started tattooing full time. I meet my mate in town for a coffee at about 9. Walk to the shop to open for about 10, draw on a few people, they pay me (feels weird doing something I love and then people happily giving me money for it), sometimes I finish up at about 2 and go home or for a wander round town, sometimes I’ll work till 5, or possibly 6, rarely later. I don’t do anything I don’t want to do, I’ve been known to turn people away if they have been rude or annoying, rather than having to suck it up like when I worked for Costa. I don’t make loads of money as I think our shop is a bit too cheap, but I can pay my bills and buy nice stuff for my kids, so I’d rather have customers happy they’re getting a good deal and returning over and over, which frequently happens. Sometimes I’ll do my drawing and designs in the evening while at home, sometimes I’ll just wing it on the day.

Fantastic lifestyle.
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What sort of stuff have you turned down as I've heard stuff like people wanting swastikas on hands and what not and I just think WTF

Tex said:
I can remember you having a right cob on on here JT, years ago back when you were dealing with wankers as a junior manager at Costa. Absolutely chuffed for you that you’ve found your niche and are happy with it and making a decent living. Well done you.
I’m not much into tatts but if I was I would definitely swing by for a ‘consult’ next time I’m home. Fuckit - I might swing by anyway just to say hello. Aren’t you on Bridge Street somewhere?
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I intend to give him some busniss in the future
 
Tex said:
I can remember you having a right cob on on here JT, years ago back when you were dealing with wankers as a junior manager at Costa. Absolutely chuffed for you that you’ve found your niche and are happy with it and making a decent living. Well done you.
I’m not much into tatts but if I was I would definitely swing by for a ‘consult’ next time I’m home. Fuckit - I might swing by anyway just to say hello. Aren’t you on Bridge Street somewhere?
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Cheers Tex, yeah, a lot has changed since the boozer days, eh!?! I’m over in Florida in October with the wife and kids for another Disney holiday, and that certainly wouldn’t have happened if I hadn’t made the switch (I worked like a twat for 2 years to get into tattooing, mind, so I kinda deserve it). It’d be great to put a face to a name that I’ve known for 15 years!

twangmackem said:
What sort of stuff have you turned down as I've heard stuff like people wanting swastikas on hands and what not and I just think WTF




I intend to give him some busniss in the future
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I’ve never had to turn down nazi stuff, just stupid things that would look terrible and I don’t want associated with my name. I usually turn down kids who want their hands done as their first tattoo, but it depends on how many bills I have to pay. My morals are pretty flexible, I’m very irresponsible, it’s why I ended up a tattooist I think. I’ve turned down NUFC badges before....what sort of numpty wants a Newcastle badge from the tattoo shop closest to their main rival’s stadium?
 
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jedi_toaster said:
Cheers Tex, yeah, a lot has changed since the boozer days, eh!?! I’m over in Florida in October with the wife and kids for another Disney holiday, and that certainly wouldn’t have happened if I hadn’t made the switch (I worked like a twat for 2 years to get into tattooing, mind, so I kinda deserve it). It’d be great to put a face to a name that I’ve known for 15 years!


I’ve never had to turn down nazi stuff, just stupid things that would look terrible and I don’t want associated with my name. I usually turn down kids who want their hands done as their first tattoo, but it depends on how many bills I have to pay. My morals are pretty flexible, I’m very irresponsible, it’s why I ended up a tattooist I think. I’ve turned down NUFC badges before....what sort of numpty wants a Newcastle badge from the tattoo shop closest to their main rival’s stadium?
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Good point but more importantly which numpty would want a mag badge full stop..mind a Newcastle badge is the reason and influence for my first ever tattoo and I've just went on and on ever since
 
Pop said:
Disagree with that, none of my mates have tatts, none of my three brothers do and very few of their friends have them.

Was and still is scrattastic.
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In the gym from what i see more than half the lads do and surprisingly many of the lasses also
 
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oddjobbob51 said:
I was on stag do to Benidorm last year and spotted this lad with a full back tattoo. Quality artwork but not sure about it being a tattoo.
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:lol: Quite incredible.
 
oddjobbob51 said:
I was on stag do to Benidorm last year and spotted this lad with a full back tattoo. Quality artwork but not sure about it being a tattoo.
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Pretty much all of them.

But especially those phrases / scripts idiots have tattooed ...

eg
Only God can judge me ,

or, one I saw today. So hilarious I took a pic so I'd remember it. On some slappers shoulder ...

I should have been a pair of ragged claws,
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
 
Geronimo said:
Pretty much all of them.

But especially those phrases / scripts idiots have tattooed ...

eg
Only God can judge me ,

or, one I saw today. So hilarious I took a pic so I'd remember it. On some slappers shoulder ...

I should have been a pair of ragged claws,
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
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Know a lad with that on forearm, only his looks like, Only God can fudge me.
 
Geronimo said:
Pretty much all of them.

But especially those phrases / scripts idiots have tattooed ...

eg
Only God can judge me.
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Leviticus 19:28, says”You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks on you: I am the Lord.”

From the above evidence He has judged you as a cùnt :cool:
 
oddjobbob51 said:
I was on stag do to Benidorm last year and spotted this lad with a full back tattoo. Quality artwork but not sure about it being a tattoo.
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My f***ing god!
 
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