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Mackemmichael

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Bit of an odd topic but seeking advice.

Season ticket holder and new bloke next to me absolute f*****g stinks of body odour. Reeks and it's not exaggerating to say it makes me gag at times.

Has anyone been in a similar situation? Want to say something to the guy but if it's a genuine medical issue I don't want to upset him as I'm not that sort of person.

But still, it makes match days even more horrific than the football does already. Tips appreciated. Been sitting in my place for years and don't see why I should move.
 

To be fair to OP stale BO is absolutely rank. If its my regular spot that'd seriously pi££ me off.
 
Mackemmichael said:
Bit of an odd topic but seeking advice.

Season ticket holder and new bloke next to me absolute f*****g stinks of body odour. Reeks and it's not exaggerating to say it makes me gag at times.

Has anyone been in a similar situation? Want to say something to the guy but if it's a genuine medical issue I don't want to upset him as I'm not that sort of person.

But still, it makes match days even more horrific than the football does already. Tips appreciated. Been sitting in my place for years and don't see why I should move.
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Get there earlier than him, leave a bar of soap and some deodorant on his seat

Or ask him why he stinks so much?
 
Mackemmichael said:
Bit of an odd topic but seeking advice.

Season ticket holder and new bloke next to me absolute f*****g stinks of body odour. Reeks and it's not exaggerating to say it makes me gag at times.

Has anyone been in a similar situation? Want to say something to the guy but if it's a genuine medical issue I don't want to upset him as I'm not that sort of person.

But still, it makes match days even more horrific than the football does already. Tips appreciated. Been sitting in my place for years and don't see why I should move.
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Its not me is it?
 
Set up a selection of aftershaves, chewing gum and lollipops in the West Stand toilets. Give him a free sample when he goes in for a pre match piss. Charge everyone else to dry their hands.
 
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