Secret Visage
Striker
Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.
Murphy was brilliant for us last season and has a great record in the Championship recently. He may have been shite for you 10 years ago but he's clearly learned to play to his strengths. He's a big lump and is about as mobile as a fridge but he's positionally very good and can finish.
Everyone saying "nah" and "fuck off" etc, have you any other suggestions? Who do you see as a realistic target given your likely budget?
Nah, fuck off.