Went to a bus stop the other day ..

[Cox Green Fc]

There was this porky bird standing there , I said ‘when’s it due ‘?

She said ‘I’m not pregnant you cheeky prick’

I said ‘ I know, I meant the bus ya fat fuc.k .

…

 

[__howdy__]

 

[Scotty 1978]

 

[Keawyeds]

Jesus Wept...

 

[Squat]

@Space Hopper you can keep the day job

 

[Cox Green Fc]

@Space Hopper you can keep the day job

True

 

[Eyanthe]

There was this porky bird standing there , I said ‘when’s it due ‘?

She said ‘I’m not pregnant you cheeky prick’

I said ‘ I know, I meant the bus ya fat fuc.k .

…

Snigger.....

I once did a delivery and lost me pen. So I asked the fella I was delivering to "Have you got a pen Handy" he replied " My names not Andy " the fecked off

 

[turnthetide3]

I giggled at the gag, but then thought, "are you allowed to say that these days?" I miss 70/80's humour.

 

[Tuono]

I giggled at the gag, but then thought, "are you allowed to say that these days?" I miss 70/80's humour.

It's "What time is the next bus due" that's banned, and rightly so.

 

[JAZZMANB]

Can I have a Kitkat Chunky
" We've only the normal ones "
That's what I asked for fatty

 

[Exapno Mapcase]

Gadgee in the pub with a tab

"Ye got a light marrer?"
"Na, we're aal fat bastards us"