Well, I asked for monkey's blood

[sadders]

and all I got was a strange look.

Southerners. Tsk.

 

[Kevj]

Waspbewwy sauwce innit.

 

[Beaker]

I got wrong off the wifey in Minchellas last year when I asked for it.

Love to know which knacker deemed it suddenly offensive.

 

[sadders]

I got wrong off the wifey in Minchellas last year when I asked for it.

Love to know which knacker deemed it suddenly offensive.

The worlds gone mad etc.

 

[The Raven]

and all I got was a strange look.

Southerners. Tsk.

I worked in Essex many years ago and asked for some batter on my chips.

I got a bag of chips with half a pound of margarine on them.

 

[jcrossan]

I got wrong off the wifey in Minchellas last year when I asked for it.

Love to know which knacker deemed it suddenly offensive.

Not the exhibitionist sort then, the wife?

 

[Thrasher]

PC WANKER or something along them lines. Need that racist bloke back.

 

[Kevj]

I worked in Essex many years ago and asked for some batter on my chips.

I got a bag of chips with half a pound of margarine on them.

Them Yorkshire lot call batter scraps. I once was asked by a very loud fat woman in a chippy 'DO YOU WANT SCRAPS?'

I didn't know what the fuck she was on about but was too scared to say no.

 

[Hue Jorgan]

Monkeys blood and hundreds and thousands as a kid on a cornet, if we were lucky got a flake too

Do you remember those oyster shells made from cornet wafer, but had toffee or summit too

Lusharoony as a kid on plains farm

 

[Wilfy]

Monkeys blood and hundreds and thousands as a kid on a cornet, if we were lucky got a flake too

Do you remember those oyster shells made from cornet wafer, but had toffee or summit too

Lusharoony as a kid on plains farm

Marshmallow inside an oyster innit?

 

[seahamstar]

Yep , i mentioned 'monkey's blood' to my partner the other night , and she'd never heard the term (in relation to raspberry juice/ice cream).

Them Yorkshire lot call batter scraps. I once was asked by a very loud fat woman in a chippy 'DO YOU WANT SCRAPS?'

I didn't know what the fuck she was on about but was too scared to say no.

I'm originally from Stockton (and still work there) , and all the chippy's i go in there know them as 'scraps' like

 

[Barboza dh9]

I worked in Essex many years ago and asked for some batter on my chips.

I got a bag of chips with half a pound of margarine on them.

Got asked in Hartlepool yesterday if I wanted Scraps ,,,there word for Batter

PC WANKER or something along them lines. Need that racist bloke back.

TLR

 

[Thrasher]

Got asked in Hartlepool yesterday if I wanted Scraps ,,,there word for Batter


TLR

Who?

 

[GK]

I remember being disgusted qhen i heard someone order fish and chips with a barm cake in manchester.

Cake. And chips.

 

[Kevj]

I'm originally from Stockton (and still work there) , and all the chippy's i go in there know them as 'scraps' like

'Yorkshire'

 

[sadders]

I remember being disgusted qhen i heard someone order fish and chips with a barm cake in manchester.

Cake. And chips.

A chip barm is lush.

 

[miltonunez9]

Just been offered Strawberry sauce in Thornton's so I corrected the lass and she gave me a funny look.

 

[Tex]

I was last home in 2010 but happy to report that the ice cream kiosk next to the chippy at Seaburn where Notariannis used to be certainly offered monkey blood on our 99s!

 

[tonyfromalnwick]

I remember being disgusted qhen i heard someone order fish and chips with a barm cake in manchester.

Cake. And chips.

Dirty bastard.

 

[Patch]

What a coincidence. I was just talking about monkey's blood at work on Thursday. The cleaners had never heard of it, both from Stockton.