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Keith S30S

Keith S30S

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On the home screen of my phone it is currently telling me it will be 9 degrees in Naaldwijk tomorrow. 4 degrees cooler than today. A quick Google tells me Naaldwijk is small town in Holland.

I live in Sunderland and I am currently on holiday in Egypt. I was last in Holland 42 years old so where Naaldwijk comes in is beyond me?
 


Keith S30S said:
On the home screen of my phone it is currently telling me it will be 9 degrees in Naaldwijk tomorrow. 4 degrees cooler than today. A quick Google tells me Naaldwijk is small town in Holland.

I live in Sunderland and I am currently on holiday in Egypt. I was last in Holland 42 years old so where Naaldwijk comes in is beyond me?
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It’s where your wife’s suitcase is going on your return journey.
 
Boinger said:
The Norwegian word for animal is Naald.
The Norwegian for pornography is wijik.

Just saying like...
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Has your team had a win or something?

Check your spelling.
Bradford Pete said:
Must be a cracking holiday - you've spend most of it posting on here
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I've been out for a nice Egyptian meal and a couple of drinks and I'm now chilling in my room at 11pm.

You are a mag on a Sunderland message board...
 
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Keith S30S said:
On the home screen of my phone it is currently telling me it will be 9 degrees in Naaldwijk tomorrow. 4 degrees cooler than today. A quick Google tells me Naaldwijk is small town in Holland.

I live in Sunderland and I am currently on holiday in Egypt. I was last in Holland 42 years old so where Naaldwijk comes in is beyond me?
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All phones read minds these days. As previously advised, mine's actually haunted but that's another story

Can you recall dreaming about Naaldwijk last night? A stress-free luggage experience perhaps?
 
Keith S30S said:
On the home screen of my phone it is currently telling me it will be 9 degrees in Naaldwijk tomorrow. 4 degrees cooler than today. A quick Google tells me Naaldwijk is small town in Holland.

I live in Sunderland and I am currently on holiday in Egypt. I was last in Holland 42 years old so where Naaldwijk comes in is beyond me?
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I'm scared of mobile phones and tablets and such. I know I use my tablet to read and post on here but I get freaked out by them and wish they would stop reading my mind.

Just popping to the kitchen for some tinfoil.
 

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