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Town full of prossys

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Sebasaurus II said:
I heard they were rife down The Clarendon/Bull Lane.
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Yeh, one of the two hang outs I was aware of. Once or twice I helped "smuggle" a few onto the boats at the behest of Sir Spugwald Purvis. The ships were honking, crewed by Bangladeshis/Paks in the main. Poor girls. :(
 
---Nemo--- said:
Yeh, one of the two hang outs I was aware of. Once or twice I helped "smuggle" a few onto the boats at the behest of Sir Spugwald Purvis. The ships were honking, crewed by Bangladeshis/Paks in the main. Poor girls. :(
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The Ship Inn was the pub that was bandied around as being full of prossies. Once again I saw none or they were't obvious.

The woman living next door was supposed to be one but if that was the case, Poor Bangladeshis:(
 
Harry Angstrom said:
I lived in The garths 30 years ago and never saw one.
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There used to be prossers in the Ship Inn (High St. East). When we were young 'uns we used to ring the pub and try and order one. One always came to the phone, we spoke in a foreign accent (like we were foreign sailors) and arrange to meet them at the gang plank of whatever ships were in port. Never met them obviously but we must have cost them a fortune in lost business, or perhaps provided them some casual customers, who knows.

In my misspent youth we regularly rang up school teachers and pretended to be other teachers or ring a random number and tell them they had won an elephant and could we deliver it now. Amazing how many said "but we've got no room in the garden" or "what do we feed it?"

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MackemX said:
they reckon you can get full sex for £5, f***ing hell I'd hate to see what's on offer for £5 and it's probably summit like the 3 below!

I bet some sick fucker says WAD to these anarl! :lol:

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That's £15 you"ll never get back.
 
---Nemo--- said:
Yeh, one of the two hang outs I was aware of. Once or twice I helped "smuggle" a few onto the boats at the behest of Sir Spugwald Purvis. The ships were honking, crewed by Bangladeshis/Paks in the main. Poor girls. :(
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Aye I used to hear stories off Jeff who used to work in The Clarendon like.
 
Silver Feather said:
There used to be prossers in the Ship Inn (High St. East). When we were young 'uns we used to ring the pub and try and order one. One always came to the phone, we spoke in a foreign accent (like we were foreign sailors) and arrange to meet them at the gang plank of whatever ships were in port. Never met them obviously but we must have cost them a fortune in lost business, or perhaps provided them some casual customers, who knows.

In my misspent youth we regularly rang up school teachers and pretended to be other teachers or ring a random number and tell them they had won an elephant and could we deliver it now. Amazing how many said "but we've got no room in the garden" or "what do we feed it?"

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That's £15 you"ll never get back.
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That sounds like a porky pie mate. But fair play if it was true.
 
Euro Plums said:
Really? Wow. Thanks, you learn something new every day.
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It's actually a sexual practice where a bird with a tache gets a breadstick covered in hummus and inserts it into your back passage and then does a Zorba dance on your chest whilst throwing paper plated around the room (health and safety gone med:evil:)
 
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