Tills with a local accent.

[bernardbresslaw]

I was in the M&S Foodhall today on the Trunk Road in Southbank and used a self-checkout. The thing was talking to me in a smoggie accent - is this a new thing and does it do it up here with a mackem accent (or do we get stuck with a geordie one)?

 

[Lambchops]

f***ing southbank? You have an armed guard?

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

I was in the M&S Foodhall today on the Trunk Road in Southbank and used a self-checkout. The thing was talking to me in a smoggie accent - is this a new thing and does it do it up here with a mackem accent (or do we get stuck with a geordie one)?

I'm more surprised there's an M&S in South Bank than a till with an accent tbh.

 

[Lord Potts]

The Waitrose on Southwick Green has had them for years.

 

[bernardbresslaw]

The Waitrose on Southwick Green has had them for years.

What speaking, or speaking in a local accent?

 

[muggboots]

What speaking, or speaking in a local accent?

It existing would be the biggest flaw in his post.

 

[Lord Potts]

What speaking, or speaking in a local accent?

"Eeeee I divent kna what the bugger that is in the bagging area."
"Ta now for gettin yer messages at Waitrose. Bye Pet."

 

[bernardbresslaw]

"Eeeee I divent kna what the bugger that is in the bagging area."
"Ta now for gettin yer messages at Waitrose. Bye Pet."

 

[Wilfy]

The Waitrose on Southwick Green has had them for years.

 

[Dilligaf60]

I'm more surprised there's an M&S in South Bank than a till with an accent tbh.

I wonder if it’s told anyone to get fucked yet.

 

[Bob Fleming]

Was in the M&S on Team Vally this week and Ant and friggin Dec were the voices in the till.

I didn't buy any alcohol to see what Ant might have said.

 

[the dark one]

f***ing southbank? You have an armed guard?

He'll gave been sticking his cock in glory holes again..

 

[MackemBob]

The Waitrose on Southwick Green has had them for years.

Did they take over from Laws or Hintons?

 

[Kevj]

Eeeeee. I remember back in the day when tills has real people working them with real local accents.

 

[mysticmackem]

I was in the M&S Foodhall today on the Trunk Road in Southbank and used a self-checkout. The thing was talking to me in a smoggie accent - is this a new thing and does it do it up here with a mackem accent (or do we get stuck with a geordie one)?

That would be in stereo I take it, as both it's heeds wad be talkin together

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

I wonder if it’s told anyone to get fucked yet.

In a Teesside Tin Tin kind of way...

 

[Dilligaf60]

In a Teesside Tin Tin kind of way...

 

[alanturing]

I'm more surprised there's an M&S in South Bank than a till with an accent tbh.

Think he means S & M.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

I'm more surprised there's an M&S in South Bank than a till with an accent tbh.

It's probably an actual smoggie hiding in a fake till trying to clone his card

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

It's probably an actual smoggie hiding in a fake till trying to clone his card

"Canyaputyafuckingcardintheslot"