this year’s C2C - 2023

[Captain Slackbladder]

Compact

He didn't do it in shorts.....5c and pissing down

 

[Cee Jay]

He didn't do it in shorts.....5c and pissing down

This…what a vile day that was, or certainly first stretch to Hartside.

Walter was blue that day…I know he’s a ginge but still

 

[Sneech]

27 mile today with @Patch, nee hills and nee pints.

I might have a ride out to the Jolly Drovers and head back in with you.

Just get dropped off at Allenheads and do the last day

 

[Big Jeff]

Does everyone wait for each other and ride in an SMB Peleton or do the fit lads just do off and leave the stragglers?

 

[Hetty]

Does everyone wait for each other and ride in an SMB Peleton or do the fit lads just do off and leave the stragglers?

You should whizz past them on your motorbike and hand out drinks

 

[SPUFF]

Riding 50 mile means absolutely fuck all,you could ride 150 and it makes no difference .If you’ve never did it ,it’s the banks.


You need to ask yourself “can I peddle up Houghton cut constantly for 3 days.”

Was having a breather with the old fella Ashley n i asked whats next, n he said a 90 minute climb. Me n me mate just laughed thinking he was taking the piss!

 

[Dave Herbal]

Pisscuits.

Thems his favourite.

And how would you know?

 

[Her Ivory Tower]

And how would you know?

Watch yer letterbox pal

 

[D.A]

I am too heavy to cycle seriously.Nearly 17 clem .

Get on ya bike and lose some weight. You're heavier than me. I'm concerned about ya gilly.

 

[GillytheGilf]

Get on ya bike and lose some weight. You're heavier than me. I'm concerned about ya gilly.

It’s mostly muscle Big D.

I’ve been that weight for nearly 20 years.

 

[D.A]

It’s mostly muscle Big D.

I’ve been that weight for nearly 20 years.

You definitely weren't that weight on the c2c

 

[GillytheGilf]

You definitely weren't that weight on the c2c

I did loose a bit for that,kept off the weights and did more cardio .I’d have been no lighter though than 16.5st mate.

 

[D.A]

I did loose a bit for that,kept off the weights and did more cardio .I’d have been no lighter though than 16.5st mate.

I can't believe that. I'm that weight and 6ft 2.

 

[GillytheGilf]

I can't believe that. I'm that weight and 6ft 2.

Im only an inch shorter che and about 10 years older or so

took this earlier in the gym as our lass said there’s no way I’m 17st

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[Mackem00]

Seems Adam is a bit of a fatty bum bum nowadays.

6ft 1 on his tippy toes narl.

 

[D.A]

Seems Adam is a bit of a fatty bum bum nowadays.

6ft 1 on his tippy toes narl.

Got measured when he was wearing his cubans

 

[Cee Jay]

Im only an inch shorter che and about 10 years older or so

took this earlier in the gym as our lass said there’s no way I’m 17st

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Deduct the weight of the watch and will bring it down to well under the 17 clem

 

[Thrall]

Seems Adam is a bit of a fatty bum bum nowadays.

6ft 1 on his tippy toes narl.

Is Gilly a chubster like?

 

[GillytheGilf]

Is Gilly a chubster like?

Nor am I fuck .

I train at least 3 times a week ffs

 

[Dave Herbal]

Nor am I fuck .

I train at least 3 times a week ffs

I love people who say “train” like they’re a professional athlete, instead of some bloke down the gym.