Things you do that get on the wifes tits

[Left For Dead]

So far, this morning I have achieved two points for:

-singing while washing up dishes
-asking her to put Sky Sports News on.

Not much really.

 

[alexander]

Snigger.

 

[dickie mc rich]

Vinegar strokes?

 

[Hair Flick]

Jizz

Oh did you mean on MY wife's tits?

 

[yorkyexile]

Snigger.

sracist

wake up still alive it seems at the moment

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Slurp me tea
Pick me toenails

 

[dangermows]

Play on here.

That's it.

 

[monkeytassle]

Draw breath

 

[Big Duke Six]

Fart.

 

[TheWanderer]

It's probably easier giving you a list of things that I do that don't get on my wife's tits!

 

[PhilSAFC]

Not having a wash lol

 

[Deleted member 27677]

Sit on the lavy THEN shout for a cuppa to be brought in.
Should make my own before hand said Mrs Perfect.

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Sit on the lavy THEN shout for a cuppa to be brought in.
Should make my own before hand said Mrs Perfect.

 

[PhilSAFC]

Sit on the lavy THEN shout for a cuppa to be brought in.
Should make my own before hand said Mrs Perfect.

how long are you in there ffs

 

[Safc19]

Stacking the washing up next to the dishwasher.
Changing the words to songs.
Just breathing mostly though.

 

[Deleted member 27677]

how long are you in there ffs

Honest mate,a good 20mins or so.

Time to get off is when I start getting pins and needles in me plates of meat.

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Gan on about how class Dev is when she's watching Corra

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Farting in bed.She has this crazy idea i should get out of bed,leave the room,and fart.Then come back to bed.She says she does'nt fart in bed.What this really means is i fart louder than her.

 

[Tomma]

Falling asleep all the time.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Pretend she doesn't exist.

I forgot her birthday this year like. That wasn't pleasant.