Things David Moyes can do well

[hank williams]

Wash skirting boards

Send crying babies to sleep

Play snap

Colour in

Collect his wages despite being a total disaster

 

[hughbert]

Make even his free transfers seem like weve been robbed.

 

[Zig81]

Resign?

 

[hank williams]

Resign?

He's always been sacked hasn 't he

So probably doesn't kna how to

 

[Zig81]

He's always been sacked hasn 't he

So probably doesn't kna how to

We can only hope mate.

 

[hank williams]

We can only hope mate.

True

 

[darkwingduck]

i've heard he can make a decent omelette

hes f***ing shit at everything else though

 

[hank williams]

i've heard he can make a decent omelette

hes f***ing shit at everything else though

Just checked his wiki page he actually hadn't been sacked from any of his jobs barring Man Utd
& Sociedad

Mutual consent Preston
Contract ran out at Everton

 

[codfather]

Sit in a dug out

Drain that 1% of confidence out of fans by saying things like we will be in a relegation battle 2nd game in

He is good at signing right backs then putting them on the bench

 

[hank williams]

Sit in a dug out

Drain that 1% of confidence out of fans by saying things like we will be in a relegation battle 2nd game in

He is good at signing right backs then putting them on the bench

That sounds more like Poyet too

 

[becs]

Bore my tits right off.

 

[DaveH]

Show off a good CV.

Imagine we could have a much lesser manager guiding us to flat tedious football at the bottom of the league. We are so lucky. Moyes

 

[Paws 4 Thought]

Look miserable. He makes me depressed when we are not even playing!

 

[Black Cat Gypsy]

Getting jobs for his mates.

 

[dangermows]

Mystic Moyes

 

[ErichZann]

Rub his hands together

 

[Jackal]

Give over the hill ex Everton players a second chance.

 

[Mackemed]

Be a 'Yes Man' for Ellis Short

 

[jonny gently]

Show off a good CV.

Imagine we could have a much lesser manager guiding us to flat tedious football at the bottom of the league. We are so lucky. Moyes

An expensive failure. Imagine buying buying an expensive item in Harrods and finding a label, Made in China.

 

[Dilligaf60]

He can try f***ing off. See how good he is at that.