The Smelly Bellringer

[mycatsmackem]

In the local rag down here he said he had to sell his flat to keep the shop going. He now sleeps in the shop on a camp bed

 

[F.Frederick Skitty]

I used to go in that bookshop in Petersfield, around 1980-81 - - one of the assistants was Erika Roe, who went on to become well-known for her 'streak' (well, topless anyway) at Twickenham about 1982 iirc

 

[Rip Van Fish]

I used to go in that bookshop in Petersfield, around 1980-81 - - one of the assistants was Erika Roe, who went on to become well-known for her 'streak' (well, topless anyway) at Twickenham about 1982 iirc

A Fantastic pair of "Wembleys" they were too. (like the twin towers)

To be clear: does he smell, or does his bell smell, or is it both? Or is it his smelly bell that accounts for his smell?

He does "pen and ink" mate

 

[Tin Soldier]

I used to go in that bookshop in Petersfield, around 1980-81 - - one of the assistants was Erika Roe, who went on to become well-known for her 'streak' (well, topless anyway) at Twickenham about 1982 iirc

She was a knockout ! Well could have knocked a few eyes out !

 

[riffraff]

Finding out it was him has spoilt the story for me anarl. Twat.

 

[F.Frederick Skitty]

A Fantastic pair of "Wembleys" they were too. (like the twin towers)

He does "pen and ink" mate

Big girl... I vaguely remember she had a fag hanging out of her mouth when she ran on too

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Cant b that upmarket if that scruff is there everyday

Pretty sure he went to a private school in the town, Churchers college.

 

[myleftfoot1978]

How many people have sat 5 rows from him at international games, is that because the rows around him are roped off for health and safety ?

 

[thecloughywobble]

A Fantastic pair of "Wembleys" they were too. (like the twin towers)

He does "pen and ink" mate

Calligraphy, eh? Thowt it were campanology? Eeh, Ah dinnar....

 

[Jat]

The shop is in Petersfield

And is very knowledgeable

Bit like Gary Lamb back in the day then

Don't mind him myself.

He's different, followed his club through all four divisions.

Every club has its fair share of cranks... that bloke with the Shrek doll at England games, Tango man and Dr Fun at Liverpool although he might be dead.

 

[Eddie Hitler]

Dont get the hate of the bloke me like?

Loves his club and does just about every home and away game. Slightly eccentric, but so what?

 

[Rip Van Fish]

Don't mind him myself.

He's different, followed his club through all four divisions.

Every club has its fair share of cranks... that bloke with the Shrek doll at England games, Tango man and Dr Fun at Liverpool although he might be dead.

Aye, Shrek.
That’s “Brian from Cov” - he’s the bloke that gets the prime seat at World Snooker.

 

[Tuono]

I known him years, me brother in law Virgin Pete used to hire a minibus for Pompey away games and we'd often drive to matches together with Westwood's Love Bus. It's his clothes that stink because he wears the same gear for every match and has never washed it as far as I know. He's a canny bloke to talk to like. Funny thing is if we ever meet at a Sunderland / Pompey game he never recognises me. The Newcombe is his local before matches and away fans are welcome ………… as long as they aren't wearing red n white striped shirts.

 

[West_Winger]

I don’t know who this bloke is tbh.

 

[Monty's Double]

If that’s him I reckon my Lad is mates with his son!!!

He's had sex? With a human woman?

 

[Football Dinosaur]

Pretty sure he went to a private school in the town, Churchers college.

It really shows mind. You would normally say he hasx the air of uper class wealth and education. He however has the air of a rubbish tip.