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Hard to Kill

Steven Seagal is the man who wakes up from a coma after 7 years to avenge the murder of his wife. Ridiculous garbage. How the hell Seagal was ever briefly a thing I’ll never know. Just about watchable if you switch off. Could even be labelled daft fun. 3/10
 


Drexl said:
Hard to Kill

Steven Seagal is the man who wakes up from a coma after 7 years to avenge the murder of his wife. Ridiculous garbage. How the hell Seagal was ever briefly a thing I’ll never know. Just about watchable if you switch off. Could even be labelled daft fun. 3/10
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Seen it, your generous 1/10 😂 coma for that long, no muscle atrophy or weakness, just straight out of bed knacking people 😂 I like this scene "Wouldn't you like a little pussy Jon Dough?"
 
Drexl said:
Hard to Kill

Steven Seagal is the man who wakes up from a coma after 7 years to avenge the murder of his wife. Ridiculous garbage. How the hell Seagal was ever briefly a thing I’ll never know. Just about watchable if you switch off. Could even be labelled daft fun. 3/10
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Watched this at the cinema when it came out :lol:
 
Wild Card said:
Watched Steve McQueen's Papillon for the first time the other day on prime.

A classic that I had not watched until now.

Slow burner but good. Well acted by McQueen and Hoffman, based on a loose true story.

Recommended 8 out of 10
Also just noticed that the crow is on Netflix at the minute. Cult classic Lee is great.

Died during the filming from a loaded gun. All filming laws changed because of this. Nobody was allowed to point a gun, loaded with blanks or not at an individual. All films from this point where are guns are pointed are all just at clever angles.
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Anyone tell Baldwin?
Drexl said:
Hard to Kill

Steven Seagal is the man who wakes up from a coma after 7 years to avenge the murder of his wife. Ridiculous garbage. How the hell Seagal was ever briefly a thing I’ll never know. Just about watchable if you switch off. Could even be labelled daft fun. 3/10
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Watching him run is hilarious.
 
Thor: Love and Thunder, I switched my brain off, got my large popcorn and looked to watch a fun comic book movie. It just didn’t work - tried to be too much like the previous film - as in too much like, also not that funny. Give the directors chair to someone else. If the next one is more of the same, I won’t bother.

5/10 - the 5 is for Christian Bales performance.
 
Elvis
6.5/10
Decent rundown of the King’s life. The live performances are the highlight, kinda loses its way during the storytelling bits imho

The Black Phone
6.3/10
Ok horror, decent storyline. Nothing new to see however. Very “Stranger Things” in its execution, iykwim
 
maygo said:
Elvis
6.5/10
Decent rundown of the King’s life. The live performances are the highlight, kinda loses its way during the storytelling bits imho

The Black Phone
6.3/10
Ok horror, decent storyline. Nothing new to see however. Very “Stranger Things” in its execution, iykwim
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Agree elvis big let down for me and black phone would give an 8/10 and was very stranger things
TheManFromSunderland said:
Thor: Love and Thunder, I switched my brain off, got my large popcorn and looked to watch a fun comic book movie. It just didn’t work - tried to be too much like the previous film - as in too much like, also not that funny. Give the directors chair to someone else. If the next one is more of the same, I won’t bother.

5/10 - the 5 is for Christian Bales performance.
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Agree not as good as last one, thought the last 45 minutes very enjoyable and bale was very good in it. Loved the screaming goats lol
 
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The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane - 6/10. Quirky 70s movie with teenage Jodie Foster and a creepy Martin Sheen. This was from the same year (1976) as Taxi Driver and Bugsy Malone.​

The Good Liar - 6/10. Decent enough fraud comedy/drama with Ian McKellen and Helen Mirren.
 
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Limbo [2020] 9/10

A funny and moving film about a group of refugees on a remote Scottish island waiting to be granted asylum.
Quite Wes Anderson-like.
 
Jon Dough said:
Seen it, your generous 1/10 😂 coma for that long, no muscle atrophy or weakness, just straight out of bed knacking people 😂 I like this scene "Wouldn't you like a little pussy Jon Dough?"
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Kelly Le Brock surely adds to score? She was tremendous and married to Seagal anarl the lucky git! I'd post certain Lady In Red & Weird Science gifs but risking warning so these few will have to do, though plenty more of her here.

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Kelly Le Brock surely adds to score? She was tremendous and married to Seagal anarl the lucky git! I'd post certain Lady In Red & Weird Science gifs but risking warning so these few will have to do, though plenty more of her here.

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Until it was dust.
 
The Gray Man on Netflix

Starring Ryan Gosling as Topper Harley and Chris Evans as a rather convincing Jim Carrey.

Pap. 4/10.
 
HABA87 said:
The Gray Man on Netflix

Starring Ryan Gosling as Topper Harley and Chris Evans as a rather convincing Jim Carrey.

Pap. 4/10.
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Agree it was shite but I’d bump it up to a 7/10 for Ana De Armas though.
 
natinnam said:
Everything Everywhere All At Once: I really enjoyed this, but didn't get that feeling till towards the end. Starts off a bit dull, moves into what's happening, to what the fuck, to ah I get it, then the tears (Had a moment). Not many films put you through this - 8/10
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Weird and not sure what I think about it. Took too long. Might be good to watch on shrooms mind. 7/10 for now.

Jackie Chan's stunt double was canny.
 
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