Thanks Trevor

[AuroraTigers]

I think that was your name. I only asked you 24 times! The man in the white van who picked me up off of the road at the bottom of Hylton Road. Also thanks to the copper who drove me home. Things you do to avoid paying for an Uber!
Suspect broken arm, jaw, cheekbone. Can't open one eye. I love boxing day!

 

[Butcher's Coat]

I think that was your name. I only asked you 24 times! The man in the white van who picked me up off of the road at the bottom of Hylton Road. Also thanks to the copper who drove me home. Things you do to avoid paying for an Uber!
Suspect broken arm, jaw, cheekbone. Can't open one eye. I love boxing day!

Are you typing with your cock?

 

[AuroraTigers]

Spent the whole of yesterday thinking with it so I might as well

 

[herra soul mob]

I think that was your name. I only asked you 24 times! The man in the white van who picked me up off of the road at the bottom of Hylton Road. Also thanks to the copper who drove me home. Things you do to avoid paying for an Uber!
Suspect broken arm, jaw, cheekbone. Can't open one eye. I love boxing day!

did you bump into Dewhirsts work do ?

 

[Harry Gates]

I think that was your name. I only asked you 24 times! The man in the white van who picked me up off of the road at the bottom of Hylton Road. Also thanks to the copper who drove me home. Things you do to avoid paying for an Uber!
Suspect broken arm, jaw, cheekbone. Can't open one eye. I love boxing day!

Next Christmas when there's lumps in the gravy and a yorkshire pudding on ya plate, say nowt.

 

[Goat Eyes]

All that from a fall or a kicking?

 

[AuroraTigers]

Just a fall. Probably deserved a kicking though so karma won

 

[tenpins]

I think that was your name. I only asked you 24 times! The man in the white van who picked me up off of the road at the bottom of Hylton Road. Also thanks to the copper who drove me home. Things you do to avoid paying for an Uber!
Suspect broken arm, jaw, cheekbone. Can't open one eye. I love boxing day!

Why did the copper not take you to the hospital?

 

[AuroraTigers]

I said I was fine. Trying to be hard while crying my eyes out. Maybe he didn't want to spend 8 hours sitting with me

 

[Freddie the Greek]

Why did the copper not take you to the hospital?

ACAB

 

[PJH]

Why did the copper not take you to the hospital?

Who do you think gave him the injuries??

 

[tenpins]

Who do you think gave him the injuries??

His lass.

 

[PJH]

His lass.

Whilst she was on duty too. At least she gave him the lift home though.

 

[Big Jeff]

I think that was your name. I only asked you 24 times! The man in the white van who picked me up off of the road at the bottom of Hylton Road. Also thanks to the copper who drove me home. Things you do to avoid paying for an Uber!
Suspect broken arm, jaw, cheekbone. Can't open one eye. I love boxing day!

That sounds terrible mate I hope you feel better soon.

 

[Rubberglove]

I’d rather be ginger than being called Trevor

 

[Ageing Grey Mackem]

ACAB

Good live, but I always preferred early Genesis.

 

[Mantobar]

Next Christmas day make Yorkshire puddings....

Hope you're ok

 

[Ageing Grey Mackem]

I’d rather be ginger than being called Trevor

My missus (no) is ginger. She has never been called Trevor, to my knowledge.

 

[AuroraTigers]

That sounds terrible mate I hope you feel better soon.

Cheers mate. Only sympathy I've had all day. Apart from myself

 

[parttimer]

Sounds like a great day. Saved by Trevor to top it all off. Late entry for unsung hero award 2023 I reckon.