Telly too loud for the neighbours

[mcq10]

Get them addicted to pain killers and they won’t notice the noise

 

[Stormo]

Give Pat Phelan a ring. He’ll sort it.

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

I once had neighbours who thought I was watching porn too loud, until I told them it was not porn, but me with birds doing the real thing.

Pelicans are not domestic birds and shouldn't be kept in captivity (or fucked)

 

[steve30000]

Waiting for the, 'I've just moved house and the twat next door has his telly too loud, what should I do?' thread

You know know us too well.

 

[FishburnMackem]

I once had neighbours who thought I was watching porn too loud, until I told them it was not porn, but me with birds doing the real thing.

pics or it nivva happened

 

[steve30000]

The only birds you'd have had is the custard

Custard cock?

 

[MarcoGoalo]

I thought you were in Afghanistan ?

More like witherwackistan

 

[tunstall birdman]

Pelicans are not domestic birds and shouldn't be kept in captivity (or fucked)

My last lass would disagree.

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[super noodles]

Turn it up full, then when they ask you to turn down again, put it to whatever volume you tend to like it at

 

[muggboots]

My last lass would disagree.

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You do realise that's a bairn aye?

 

[schaefer]

I once had neighbours who thought I was watching porn too loud, until I told them it was not porn, but me with birds doing the real thing.

 

[mcq10]

You do realise that's a bairn aye?

Always knew he was a wrong un

 

[muggboots]

Always knew he was a wrong un

 

[joemcdokes]

Get them to watch or listen to the same thing you are, that way they won't mind no matter how high the volume.

 

[tunstall birdman]

You do realise that's a bairn aye?

Ohh fuck no, never paid attention. best edit.

 

[jackynutmeg]

Have you got a semi?

 

[tunstall birdman]

Best look at picture more closely.

Always knew he was a wrong un

I'm not.

 

[muggboots]

Ohh fuck no, never paid attention. best edit the contents of my hard drive.

 

[Sleepy]

Ohh fuck no, never paid attention. best edit.

Too late

 

[mcq10]

I'm not.

I’m sending guardians of the north or whatever they are called your way, you deviant