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Takeover Rumours

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Reiver said:
There was an indoor and outdoor pool, lake, tennis courts, cinema, etc and loads of accommodation ...

... but people thought I was full of shite so there were only mates.

Anyway, enough about me mate, this thread is about summat that will change all our lives.
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I was going to bring me campervan man :(
 
Reiver said:
I only work for rich people mate, I'm just a working bloke still grafting in my 60's :lol:

I have a few cans waiting for the big news though so pop round ...

... I'm in Beaulieu.
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Had to Google where that is :lol:

Will just swim round - surely they have spare fifty notes in the bread bin or wherever.
 
bernardbresslaw said:
They've got digs in St Tropez so Reiver will definitely know them, you can go on boat trips along the coast to look at all the rich gaffs - Dodi Fayed, L'Oreal etc.
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Quick story mate.

Those pads are on a private domain with access by one road only and huge security.

Robbers came onto the private beach of one of them, in speedboats, and held the family hostage while they robbed it.

The local police, including a mate, were alerted and sealed all the roads out of St Tropez :lol:
 
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Reiver said:
So now we're back to the actual thread subject, 'Our impending world domination', I'll just summarise what I know as facts.
(Sorry if this sounds preposterous but it's all true as various posters would confirm.)

  • The buyer's accountants, massive firm I can't name, has taken the books apart and OK'd them - confirmed by my millionaire Italian friend who uses them
  • The deal has been totally agreed with all parties
  • The EFL is the last part of the jigsaw but it's being described to me as a formality - "Can you provide proof you have more money than Stewart Donald?"
  • A fella from a well known beer producing family has told me his mate, one of the 4 buyers, has described himself as 'Sunderland's new owner'
  • I'm seeing him on Sunday when he's promised to give me the whole story
  • Sadly/happily I think it may well be announced before then so I won't be able to 'get in first'
  • It's been described, to me, as a long term legacy project involving as many bodies as possible - no Mafia puns intended :lol:
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I'm buzzing. It's like 4 cans on Monster shotgun. When it's made official it will be MEGA.
 
This is a bit like being in a dream that is totally class, the only difference being that when you wake up, it turns out everything was bollocks. It's surreal to imagine that this could be the beginning of the end of us being pretty dogshit. I can't get my head around it.
 
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