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Takeover Rumours

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This is nearly as exciting as that time we got the paparazzi style photo of Danny Graham.....the anticipation of the announcement is ridiculous!!
 

sir rowell cummins said:
Dell have sold 3 extra laptops and have delivered them to Luton , Liverpool and Manchester but forgot the charger so one of them’s nipped back to the USA to pick it up so it’ll be sorted so they don’t get a negative eBay rating.
They chose to eat Huevos Rancheros but there was a delay while they picked up wholemeal flour for tortillas but Richard Hill got a decent price.
Now that’s finished one went for a shit to check his emails, the others nipped onto the roof for a fag and a can.
Now sat down again having a board of cheese crackers and salami washed down with coffee.
Meanwhile @Reiver nipped off to catch a few shoplifters and Wearside had a collective lunchtime masturbation.

In short ... it’s happening.. gerrin
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Just wait till they find out they can’t plug the charger in and need an adaptor.
 
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