This is exactly how they go on as well.The Mags man.
"wey it shud av beyan us leeik .... wor massev futborl clerbbb ... wan ov tha woarst ownaas gannin leeeik ..... tha makkams r fokin shytee man ... howa dell ,, buy wuh ,,, you will do fa bobby .... gan on bobby .... a herp ya pertyyin up in tha hevaans son"