I like brucey but I'm afraid he ain't that slim anymore!
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Steve Bruce
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He couldn't wait to throw in the old "I am not making excuses or blaming the ref but..." line.
Strange that he didn't mention the numerous penalties Arsenal could have had.
Thankfully Lee Dixon piped up about it though.
Strange that he didn't mention the numerous penalties Arsenal could have had.
Thankfully Lee Dixon piped up about it though.
Boris Bear
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A sense of relief for all concerned I should think
All bought and paid for. That's the kind of physique you will get from celebrating a 10th place finish.
Cypher
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Probably a ceremonial drag along the touchline with all the squad in a tug-of-war formation.
OohBaldyBally
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They've had a lot of injuries ........ Not that he's looking for an excuse
10th to 16th and 20 stone heavier. Where did it all go wrong for the lad?
Ena Sharples
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looked fatter than that on tele
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snaggles
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That was when he was still manager of us that pic did you see the fat **** today??
He looked like Giant Haystack but without the beard!!!
He makes Bella Emberg look stunning!!
Yankee Mackem
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And that my friend is the Steve Bruce quote of the year.
If he grew a bit of stubble he would make a fantastic Mutha Bacon lookalikey.
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snaggles
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Marco Pierre does his scran at house parties we'd all look like that fucker if he was doing the scran!!!
She's harder than him!!
Twisted
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Played in the same Man U side as Giggs.
For 6 years.
and the other 60 in greggs?
King Kareoke
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He finished 10th you know......
now followed by........
We were 2 0 up at Wembley you know
PS has he swallowed a space hopper
now followed by........
We were 2 0 up at Wembley you know
PS has he swallowed a space hopper
Aye he looks twice the size now like, but I couldn't find any recent pics on a 5 second Google search.
makum102
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This one was taken on the final whistle...He is definitely fatter than when he managed us - is he the fattest manager of all time.
I'm struggling to think of anyone so gross. That shirt was fit to burst.
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Fat bastard - what the final score Steve.
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Much as I've become more and more irritated each time he has a dig at Sunderland supporters, he is a walking heart attack, and I really didn't like seeing him look that unhealthy. The constant red face and occasional gasping for air was alarming.
I hope he discreetly gets himself sorted health-wise in the summer as I want to make unfunny put-downs at his expense for the next few decades, not just the next few months.
I hope he discreetly gets himself sorted health-wise in the summer as I want to make unfunny put-downs at his expense for the next few decades, not just the next few months.
houghton cut head
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Look at a more up to date one:
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snaggles
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I didn't mind him when he was here but since he's left what a bitter prick, can't stand the fucker, like you say a walking heart attack.
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