Songs you used to sing at school :

[Arkle]

Fuck off.

We did. The TV show was based on the song, not the other way round. I'm not bloody 9...

 

[Arthur80]

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket save it for a rainy day...
Remember the bad lads in the year above changing the words though.

 

[barbieshellsaysFTM]

to helpus to learn quicker our French mistress fnarr fnarr used to get us to sing edith piaf and charles trenet songs. a class full of 12 year olds singing la vie en rose and Boum was quite a sight,

wonderful, fairly sure we did " non, je ne regrette rien" - interesting to see kids attempting it

 

[Gala]

Is it not 'Lumpah'?

It might be correctly but our class sung it the way I posted it. It's the way of the Northsiders, we do what we want.

 

[smoker]

Oompah, oompah stick it up your jumper. Apt for today.

Ooh ah I lost me bra. Left me knickers in me boyfriends car.

Jesus Christ superstar, wears frilly knickers and a Playtex bra.

 

[Old Git]

Frere Jacques (dormez vous).

 

[barbieshellsaysFTM]

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket save it for a rainy day...
Remember the bad lads in the year above changing the words though.

yup, a bit like we all did with "my grandfathers clock"

Ooh ah I lost me bra. Left me knickers in me boyfriends car.

Jesus Christ superstar, wears frilly knickers and a Playtex bra.

done a skid, killed a kid..........what was the next bit ?

 

[Littlerobbieh]

Come by car my lord
Come by car
Come by car my lord
Come by car
Come by car my lord
Come by car
Oooooooohhhh loooord
Come by car.

 

[smoker]

yup, a bit like we all did with "my grandfathers clock"


done a skid, killed a kid..........what was the next bit ?

Bust his nackers on a dustbin lid iirc there pet

PS technically that was the came down from heaven on a Yamaha version

 

[barbieshellsaysFTM]

Bust his nackers on a dustbin lid iirc there pet

yes indeed, thank you !

 

[humbug]

'more men for japs and english'
more of a chant than a song tbf.

 

[barbieshellsaysFTM]

'more men for japs and english'
more of a chant than a song tbf.

how did it go ?

 

[smoker]

how did it go ?

The japs lost

 

[barbieshellsaysFTM]

The japs lost

okay.

 

[hank williams]

Two lovely back eyes
First song ole Hank sang in public

 

[Sweet Songbird]

Can remember singing this when I was in P1 found it quite funny....

There Was An Old Lady Sing-A-Long:

 

[Luca]

The first time I met her I met her in white.
All in white, all in white,
She was a f***ing good sight.
Down a dark alley where nobody goes.

The next time I met her, I met her in pink.
All in pink, all in pink,
She made my fingers stink.
Down the back alley where nobody goes.

The next time I met her, I met her in red.
All in red, all in red,
She was so good in bed
Down the back alley where nobody goes.

The next time I met her, I met her in green,
All in green, all in green.
She said 'The doctor's been'!
Down the back alley where nobody goes.

The next time I met her I met her in blue.
All in blue, all in blue,
She said the bairn was due.
Down the back alley where nobody goes.

The next time I met her, I met her in fawn,
All in fawn, all in fawn,
She said 'The bairn was born'.
Down the back alley where nobody goes.

The next time I met her I met her in red.
All in red, all in red,
She said 'The bairn was dead'.
Down the back alley where nobody goes.

The next time I met her, I met her in yellow,
All in yellow, all in yellow,
She said 'I've got another fella'.
Down the back alley where nobody goes.

The next time I met her, I met her in check
All in check, all in check,
I BROKE HER f***ing NECK!
Down the back alley where nobody goes.

 

[becs]

We sang one at the end of the day in the infants that went:

we're going home shhh shhh
we're going home shhh shhh
we're going home to Mam and Dad

and I can't remember the rest.

 

[Gala]

The first time I met her I met her in white.
All in white, all in white,
She was a f***ing good sight.
Down a dark alley where nobody goes.

The next time I met her, I met her in pink.
All in pink, all in pink,
She made my fingers stink.
Down the back alley where nobody goes.

The next time I met her, I met her in red.
All in red, all in red,
She was so good in bed
Down the back alley where nobody goes.

The next time I met her, I met her in green,
All in green, all in green.
She said 'The doctor's been'!
Down the back alley where nobody goes.

The next time I met her I met her in blue.
All in blue, all in blue,
She said the bairn was due.
Down the back alley where nobody goes.

The next time I met her, I met her in fawn,
All in fawn, all in fawn,
She said 'The bairn was born'.
Down the back alley where nobody goes.

The next time I met her I met her in red.
All in red, all in red,
She said 'The bairn was dead'.
Down the back alley where nobody goes.

The next time I met her, I met her in yellow,
All in yellow, all in yellow,
She said 'I've got another fella'.
Down the back alley where nobody goes.

The next time I met her, I met her in check
All in check, all in check,
I BROKE HER f***ing NECK!
Down the back alley where nobody goes.

You have a good memory and you type quick.

 

[Marty Moose]

Down at fraggle rock,
Grab a fraggle by the cock
swing him round your head,
Now the bastards dead

All above the streets and houses
rainbow flying high
geoffrey stuck his cock out the window
and pissed in bungles eye