Sneech
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Siddall as Arnie?
Spotted him doing a 'Triathlon' the other day, well I say spotted Josie showed me a video of it.
As he approached the finish line he was overtaken by man out walking his dog.
True story like.
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Spotted him doing a 'Triathlon' the other day, well I say spotted Josie showed me a video of it.
As he approached the finish line he was overtaken by man out walking his dog.
True story like.
Saw @Horatio Pugwash driving a ship in Baltimore yesterday. He sends his regards to you all
Probably still security tagged an arl
I know Becs has a few blunt teeth but.....actually I don't know where I'm going with this one
Are you saying she takes allsorts or am I reading this wrong ?
Do you want a bigger shovel for your hole there mate?
mini-x2
Striker
It was true though wasn’t itWow
Where's @Bananaman ?
CatRyan
Striker
He had to split
Fletch
Striker
Come to think of it when I was walking the dog I did hear a clown horn but couldn’t see who waved , sorry mate
nandos sonic sauce
Striker
Stop it. I'm in enough shite with me mouth trying to be funnyAh @Becs loves a good power tool. Bikini on and a tool in each hand
Amber
Winger
Don’t worry, just give her a jack hammer and she’ll be ecstaticStop it. I'm in enough shite with me mouth trying to be funny
nandos sonic sauce
Striker
I think I got hacked Becs . Some people have no shame. They even e mailed me for my passwords and said they k ow i had been talking to my friend on the forum from the gym called Pecs about a shovel and a hole. I'm bloody praying I got hacked and they aren't on about that massive polish bloke down the gym or I may not get out of the hole this timeDo you want a bigger shovel for your hole there mate?
I might need her in that jack hammer to dig me out so make sure it's in good nick. Becs in the jack hammer, while you claw and dig away the soil line a rabid labrador shouting Nandos ya twat! Can you hear us? I will be standing behind yous saying " aye no need to shout man. You picked tbe wrong hole , but I'd heard that about yous 2 before tbh"Don’t worry, just give her a jack hammer and she’ll be ecstatic
It will be at that moment I end up down the home you're digging while shouting " Roger ain't gonna help you now so don't even think of reporting us!" I'm going too far again aren't I
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td586
Winger
mini-x2
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Anyone?
Raker
Winger
Oh dear. OP has had his pants pulled down here mind, not sure if Matalan or primark though.
Horatio Pugwash
Striker
Fcking bollocks did you.
I fixed the steering system and fcked off just before it sailed.
I saw @hank williams in deepest Smogside, recognised him as he had a SAFC shirt on 
was a fun trip
I saw @Becs in the fans museum and bowed, seemed natural thing to do in the presence of SMB royalty, lovely lass, inside and out
was a fun trip I saw @Becs in the fans museum and bowed, seemed natural thing to do in the presence of SMB royalty, lovely lass, inside and out
I saw @Becs in the fans museum and bowed, seemed natural thing to do in the presence of SMB royalty, lovely lass, inside and out
Aww thank you. That was funny mind
The bairn told her friend that's how all men usually greet me for the first time in pubs and he was like WTF?
hank williams
Striker
No it’s not first thing I asked when I first saw you was how much do I owe youAww thank you. That was funny mind
The bairn told her friend that's how all men usually greet me for the first time in pubs and he was like WTF?
Secret Visage
Striker
I'm still wandering around a teepee trying to meet up with her....that was about 5 years ago anarl.
