SMBisms

[safcsafc]

Watch your letterbox

 

[Epping]

fuck off toon toon

 

[Tex]

Taking a photo of your bewer with a bag on her head
Taking a selfie during sex with a cereal box
Proving your self worth with a cuff-link-off

 

[Billy Rocket]

One in the eye..

And SR6 as a metaphor for nirvana. As in, when I die I want to live in SR6.

 

[Gazoliver]

fuck off toon toon

Seb

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Have we had a Taybarns yet?

 

[Epping]

Have we had a Taybarns yet?

whats the car park like

 

[Brian Griffin]

Showering with your dog.

Nicking £30 from other multiple posters but never being allowed to mention it again.

 

[jarramackem]

Anywhere decent to eat in Durham (apart from Jim's Ma)

 

[Epping]

Anywhere decent to eat in Durham (apart from Jim's Ma)

you said decent..

like licking cornflakes from a findus fish finger box

 

[Fumf]

White dog-shit spotting.

 

[peachy]

Wad wad wadn't wad wad.

 

[Sandboy]

70mph Internet Banking

 

[dangermows]

I have seen the phrase smell her farts on some of the threads and no where else can I imagine this phrase being used

Suck not smell

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Mad as a box of frogs.

Edit. All cyclists are wankers.

Edit again. Cats ? For puffs and lasses.

And again. They don't take prisoners at that level.

 

[The Fullwell Step]

Chips full of potato

 

[wisemensaysteve]

white text

 

[Jukebox]

"I'd like to hang out of the back of - (insert female name)"

 

[Mr Redknapp]

Not necessarily an ism, but when I walk past or see and attractive woman I think to myself "SMB will love her"

 

[Daydream Believer]

Mad as a box of frogs.

Eh? Ancient that one like