SMB Nativity Play Casting Call part 2

[Jardin]

Well it's not a great bid if you can't name even one of them

A. Wiseman?

 

[CatRyan]

A. Wiseman?

I'm sure one of them is a big bottle size.... Balthazar

The others are Gaspar and Melchior I think

 

[Jardin]

I'm sure one of them is a big bottle size.... Balthazar

The others are Gaspar and Melchior I think

Their names are unimportant, as long as they've remembered the gifts.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

@The Voice Of Reason

Delete this shite again

 

[Archbishop 22]

Shouldn't there be a casting couch before anybody is offered a role?

 

[CatRyan]

@The Voice Of Reason

Delete this shite again

He's the Narrator man


I think @janiep Should co-narrate too as she always explains stuff so well in the politics forum

 

[errant]

Shouldn't there be a casting couch before anybody is offered a role?

are you offering your services as the boards harvey weinstein?

 

[Archbishop 22]

are you offering your services as the boards harvey weinstein?

Not if involves picking Joseph or the donkey.

 

[errant]

Not if involves picking Joseph or the donkey.

having seen his posting history in the parsnip, @Typhoonftm can adjudicate that casting...

 

[Deleted member 5265]

He's the Narrator man


I think @janiep Should co-narrate too as she always explains stuff so well in the politics forum

Thank you. My analysis of the Euratom situation was, though I say it myself, outstanding.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

I don't know what happened last time but let's try and not get it deleted this time....

you can be mother Theresa

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I bet you're no stranger to Ye Olde Cock Inn cider

 

[SydneyFan]

@Frijj as the virgin mary

It'll be tough there's a lot of people on here going for that role.

@Its Him Again complained about Townies not turning up for the birth and watching illegal streams in some inn in downtown Bethlehem.

@Sima and @Leonard osbourne took the 3 Wise Men end apparently.

@Roger was nowhere to be seen at the birth of his son.

 

[CatRyan]

It'll be tough there's a lot of people on here going for that role.

@Its Him Again complained about Townies not turning up for the birth and watching illegal streams in some inn in downtown Bethlehem.

@Sima and @Leonard osbourne took the 3 Wise Men end apparently.

@Roger was nowhere to be seen at the birth of his son.

I could fall in love with you

 

[Deleted User 2893]

Nah I just want to get to turn people away all the time like I'm not feeling it.

Not today Joseph, not in those sandals

 

[Tex]

Seems more of a Joseph.

Aye!

“Mary how can you be up the duff when we haven’t even shagged due to my fanny fright?”

“Errr .... errrr .... it was God! Yeah that’s it, God came in me, err I mean came to me in a dream and said I would bear his boy!”

“Oh aareet then, if it was God then I suppose I can’t be mad at ya!”

“Sucker!”

“What?”

“Soccer - I said soccer. The match is about to start”

“But television won’t be invented for another 2000 years!”

“Oh fuck off clever shite!”

 

[Deleted member 4700]

Can I be Harvey Weinstein and interview all the female cast?
I will introduce myself and say "Hello I'm Harvey and I have been holding a small part just for you, I am hoping you will make it big"

 

[CatRyan]

Can I be Harvey Weinstein and interview all the female cast?
I will introduce myself and say "Hello I'm Harvey and I have been holding a small part just for you, I am hoping you will make it big"

We have no place for such carry on I'm afraid

 

[Deleted member 4700]

We have no place for such carry on I'm afraid

Can I be Rolf Harris and keep the kids entertained with my didgeridoo then?

 

[CatRyan]

you can be mother Theresa

Have you seen a nativity play?