Simple, enjoyable things in life

[BigPete]

And bucking one of said lasses in the garden shed, beer in hand, etc.....

Dunno about beer in hand like leave that one for a nosh

 

[The Voice Of Reason]

Banning people .....

 

[Fred Secrets]

When the battery in your drill runs dead & you put in a fully charged one. The power is fanfuckingtastic.

 

[FishburnMackem]

Having a lie in on a weekend...

Whenever you can sleep that long

 

[Fred Secrets]

Having a lie in on a weekend...

Whenever you can sleep that long

10 to 7 my little girl woke at this morning.

 

[FishburnMackem]

10 to 7 my little girl woke at this morning.

Change all the clocks in her room to show 2 hours earlier

 

[JL1985]

Setting your alarm on a Saturday knowing when it goes off you can turn it off and not have to get up.

 

[Fred Secrets]

Change all the clocks in her room to show 2 hours earlier

She's not yet one. Long way to go before she can tell the time. On a brighter note, her 4 year old brother is still snoozing away. Hopefully that's a sign of things to come with his sister.

 

[Red N White Baron]

Cocking your dish to fart when she’s asleep, and it comes out as a silent sigh rather than waking her up.

 

[jackynutmeg]

Im just having a coffee in the back garden. No one else is up.
Just me, the dog and the birds singing

 

[Fred Secrets]

Im just having a coffee in the back garden. No one else is up.
Just me, the dog and the birds singing

Are you all singing the same song?

 

[Kevj]

Are you all singing the same song?

It’s like a scene out of Disney’s Snow White at Jacky’s kip.

 

[Jack Wolforskin]

A spine shattering BTW usually hits the spot.

 

[Deleted member 14766]

The bit where it stops raining before it starts raining again.

Also, the bit when it’s not raining.

Finally; those wonderful moments when there’s an absence of rain.

're-reading threads, spotting posts you mason April and realising that the entire process was simply a metaphor fir how, in life, all thing must pass.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Are you all singing the same song?

Solitude.

 

[double maxim]

Cocking your dish to fart when she’s asleep, and it comes out as a silent sigh rather than waking her up.

Do you like proper f***ing lumpy chicken wraps?

 

[jackynutmeg]

Are you all singing the same song?

Aye.....'oh what a beautiful morning....

 

[Deleted member 14766]

Re-reading threads, spotting posts you made in April and realising that the entire process was simply a metaphor for how, in life, this too, will pass.

The opportunity, in a limited typographical context, to revisit your past and correct mistakes.

 

[Kevj]

I've just wrote 'twat' in tomato sauce on our lass's (no) bacon sarnie, then out the top slice of bread on. She's eating it now with absolutely no idea.

 

[joemcdokes]

A spine shattering BTW usually hits the spot.

PBBTW you mean.