(signing suggestion) Andy Carroll

[Forty]

I don’t care if he’s a cart horse and a mag.

I’ll be disappointed if we aren’t sniffing around him. Would easily get 25 goals in L1.

He's made of glass

 

[Chi boy]

I don’t care if he’s a cart horse and a mag.

I’ll be disappointed if we aren’t sniffing around him. Would easily get 25 goals in L1.
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Ahhhh Bisto

 

[weebil64]

I don’t care if he’s a cart horse and a mag.

I’ll be disappointed if we aren’t sniffing around him. Would easily get 25 goals in L1.

Worst post of the year contender.

 

[Summerbee]

No thanks.

 

[scott934]

Possibly the dumbest signing we could make.

Old - check
Injury prone - check
Already minted - check
Pisshead - check
Just for good measure he's a mag as well.

 

[Gloucester]

Made of rice paper and loves money

In fairness to Carroll, Ashley flogged him for £35m. He was hardly likely to play for Liverpool for a few grand a week.

A bit like Pickford getting paid a fortune for being mediocre for Everton. Sold for £30m so justifiably wants a big wedge.

 

[Thatheaderman]

Possibly the worst suggestion so far

True and the competition is high.

 

[Kenna]

Andy Johnson might finally come good imo, let’s re-sign him.

 

[PeteFTM]

We are crying out for more injury prone players

 

[mediaclee]

Possibly the dumbest signing we could make.

Old - check
Injury prone - check
Already minted - check
Pisshead - check
Just for good measure he's a mag as well.

On ridiculously high wages - check
Hates us - check
Played 28+ league games once in career

OP must be on a wind up

 

[mag in peace]

Would rather wank me dad

Oh fuck I wasn't expecting that

 

[Thatheaderman]

I saw what you did there, yes he does have a greasy mop.

In all seriousness, if we signed this utter and completely waste of space I would seriously consider not taking up my seat this season.

I would rip my fucker out and fling it.

 

[skullmeister]

On ridiculously high wages - check
Hates us - check
Played 28+ league games once in career

OP must be Andy Carroll

Tidied

 

[gipetto]

I don’t care if he’s a cart horse and a mag.

I’ll be disappointed if we aren’t sniffing around him. Would easily get 25 goals in L1.

dear me.

 

[Moneyball]

Andy f***ing Carroll.

Shut this place. That’s the lowest of the low.

 

[vote quimby]

Poor man's Kyle Lafferty

 

[TheRey]

This board man

 

[Mr.Thunders]

I don’t care if he’s a cart horse and a mag.

I’ll be disappointed if we aren’t sniffing around him. Would easily get 25 goals in L1.

Are you having a laugh?

Is he having a laugh?

 

[mart]

Seems to be more and more posters on here who spend their days off their tits on smack.

 

[Deleted member 48353]

Andy f***ing Carroll.

Shut this place. That’s the lowest of the low.

Cracking player in his albeit “short”career but he’s had 2-3 good years as a pro footballer where he’s been relatively fit and one of those was in the championship