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Seagulls during match


Thurston said:
Reckon we should employ someone to karate chop them in half, personally.
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Invent a seagull-killer drone, in fact I just have. Imagine the half time entertainment with the light show on again, it'll be like a scene from Star Wars. Music is obviously by A flock of seagulls, I ran :D
 
Guy Incognito said:
Found them absolutely fascinating today. I was watching a specific one to try and get into the mind of a seagull and understand his/hers movements. They would sit on the seat in the lower premier concourse before gliding all the way to the other side to sit again. Also made me think if we could have some sort of robotic seagull with cameras for eyes feeding back live info to our coaching staff.
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You need to get yerself a girlfriend u sad specimen
 
They’re becoming more and more ruthless mind.

Eyes and appetites of killers, last week walking through town I saw one attack a woman eating a sandwich and another three swooped in and grabbed the sandwich and flew off with it.

Efficient and ruthless, definitely need to starting culling them or something.
They’ve become too powerful
 
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Bossworld said:
You should win a prize for
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The second-most middle class conversation I've ever heard at football, was Gateshead vs York about 10 years ago. Sat amongst the York fans (a former colleague supported York) and one of them was patiently explaining to his friends that there is no such species as a 'seagull', as they flew around the stand at the stadium.
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Aye I think there a few dirrerent types of gulls marra. Although, I'm far from middle class just educated through David Attenborough on council TV
 
Looked like there was a group of pigeons on pitch as well In second half
 
Guy Incognito said:
Found them absolutely fascinating today. I was watching a specific one to try and get into the mind of a seagull and understand his/hers movements. They would sit on the seat in the lower premier concourse before gliding all the way to the other side to sit again. Also made me think if we could have some sort of robotic seagull with cameras for eyes feeding back live info to our coaching staff.
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The Club need to bring back the bloke, who used to come in with the Harris Hawk. To work on Pest Control.
The club stopped using them as a cost cutting exercise under the Chuckle Brothers.
JaFlan86 said:
Just said this on a different thread.
I've been to other coastal grounds such as Pittodrie in Aberdeen and they bring in a 'Hawk' which circles the ground keep and fettles the gulls.

Even a few fake birds in each corner would likely keep the gulls away. I think there was some at one point.... but this has fell to the way side evidently. Needs addressing but will cost money (therin lies the issue)

This is almost something 'Methadone Mick'would come out with in Still Game🤣
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We used to do it, the club stopped it.
 
When we used to sing "Siddall' and do the pointing thing a mate of mine thought it was for the seagulls in the rafters of the Fulwell.
 
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