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Roy Keane

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kingmonkey said:
Would be like Christmas morning, you've asked your mam for a pair of predator boots, you've heard her talking about them, you've seen her with them.
Then Christmas morning, you see a box under the tree that can only be one thing...
You rip open the paper.
She's got you londsdales.
You can barely hide your disappointment but you don't want to hurt her feelings so you wear them to play out.
Your mates rip you. You learn a valuable lesson that holds you in good stead for supporting Sunderland, when you think things are looking good, that means a massive kick in the pods is coming.
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You’re clearly still scarred… me too:lol:
 
Kent Boy 2 said:
Keano turned big Norman Nowt into big Nyron Nuggsy last time he was here. Whenever anybody says to me - ‘Roy Keane wouldn’t be able to cope with players without lots of ability’, I reply - ‘What tosh young scoundrel, here, see exhibit A, Lord Nyron of Nosworthy’.
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He’s coming back as defensive coach.

He’ll be focusing on organising the back line and how not to panic under pressure.

There’s going to be Cruyff turns on the edge of our own box once again. :cool::lol:
 
Sea to Shining Sea said:
I genuinely don’t know if they’d dare even announce it.

We created history with Stefan Schwarz’s no-space travel contract as a player and we could be the first club to have a manager sign an NDA upon his appointment.
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LOL. “We’d like to unveil our new manager John Doe. He’s signed an NDA, so we won’t be able to name him until after we’ve sacked him in November. As he is probably not Roy Keane, we feel that this is best for the safety and protection of Kristjan and the rest of the leadership group.”
 
jsdftm04 said:
No thanks. It would be a dreadful appointment and have madrox all over it.

Madrox out.
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I didn't say it would be a good appointment though.

Here's my post - That seems to be the most likely. Hope not, but if it is, then we need to get behind him immediately.
 
Kent Boy 2 said:
LOL. “We’d like to unveil our new manager John Doe. He’s signed an NDA, so we won’t be able to name him until after we’ve sacked him in November. As he is probably not Roy Keane, we feel that this is best for the safety and protection of Kristjan and the rest of the leadership group.”
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Just a big headline of ‘Sunderland are delighted to announce the appointment of a new head coach’ and nowt else :lol:

If it’s McCann, God have mercy on everyone concerned as Sunderland will be about as happy as the last days of Sodom
 
Jonesy57 said:
Are you setting a challenge? :p
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Our equivalent of the cross bar challenge. Talking of which Kevin Ball is still the ultimate cross bar challenge winner!
Sea to Shining Sea said:
Just a big headline of ‘Sunderland are delighted to announce the appointment of a new head coach’ and nowt else :lol:

If it’s McCann, God have mercy on everyone concerned as Sunderland will be about as happy as the last days of Sodom
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On match day, he’s forced to wear an ALS balaclava! 🤣🤣
 
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