Roy Keane

[Scotty 1978]

Won't be announced today

Go and test some sofas

 

[deleted user 785]

I’m having a little pre-Roy announcement. Got a few lads coming owa and a load of bevies. Few curries in the oven ready to go. Not flying til Thursday so I’ve got plenty of time to dry out!

Are ya gana be borsting each others back doors in?

 

[MrParsnip]

We're a club obsessed with the past. Keane and a 39-year-old striker! What next? What's Dennis Tueart up to these days? He's only 72, he could do a job for us!

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[Hyltons finest]

I remember when Lee Johnson was announced I was really pissed off cos I thought he was nowt but a bluffer. I went to get fish and chips from Daniella's in Boldon. Well, I'm off to get fish and chips from Daniella's again at about 4:45. Does that help?

Lusherooney from Daniellas

 

[1879]

Going to get the beers ready for the announcement

 

[one footed wonder]

genuine question do the club always release new signing etc on the hour?

 

[tunstall birdman]

It's happening lads. Get the big telly fired up and get some tissues ready

I'm getting mine ready.

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[safc666]

We're a club obsessed with the past. Keane and a 39-year-old striker! What next? What's Dennis Tueart up to these days? He's only 72, he could do a job for us!

More important, do you think Dave Watson fancies a game.

 

[JERUDONG No.10]

Are ya gana be borsting each others back doors in?

Bring the lube marra

 

[forever changes]

Going to get the beers ready for the announcement

Have they got a good shelf life ?

 

[Morse]

Haway Roy … I’m at work man …. 18 month warning if I don’t sort me shite out !!!!

Sounds like the world’s slowest nuclear ICBMs.

 

[Dredd]

genuine question do the club always release new signing etc on the hour?

They did announce defoe like 1:12 tbf so it could be anytime

 

[Fred]

genuine question do the club always release new signing etc on the hour?

Defoe was 1.12am

Wee Phillies announcement however may have been on the hour! I'll have to check

 

[The Hunter]

We're a club obsessed with the past. Keane and a 39-year-old striker! What next? What's Dennis Tueart up to these days? He's only 72, he could do a job for us!

I can confidently say that Dennis will be fitter at 72 than 95 percent of the SMB-ers with their Kleenex at the ready.
He was into health food and daily fitness regimes very early into his playing retirement...doubt much has changed!

 

[wigwams]

Nah I'm the only ITK on the board man. Being KLDs new postie who has never even met him has its benefits you know

If we ever need to kidnap his kids we’ll give you a shout

 

[Raker]

@barts45 said it was done this morning mind, he might be in for some serious ITK points here

 

[MADBOB THE MAKEM]

Are Man utd playing smoggies tonight on TV and Roy as a pundit.??
Could be held off till after the match rather than it take the shine off.

 

[wigwams]

I can confidently say that Dennis will be fitter at 72 than 95 percent of the SMB-ers with their Kleenex at the ready.
He was into health food and daily fitness regimes very early into his playing retirement...doubt much has changed!

Bet it’s less than 95

 

[Morse]

We're a club obsessed with the past. Keane and a 39-year-old striker! What next? What's Dennis Tueart up to these days? He's only 72, he could do a job for us!

Mag.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

I'm getting mine ready.

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You’ll have the bath filled up man with candles all over