Roy Keane

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[daventry cat]

Maurice. Royston Maurice Keane.

some people call him a space cowboy n'all

 

[0verlord44]

‘Well i was about to sign on as manager, but the dvla took my license so i cant drive to the AOL. Im not sure why?’

 

[Raker]

the SMB should have it's own show for solving cold cases

We couldn’t track down the Defoe picture via hotel carpet and now we reckon Keano drives a stolen merc. We couldn’t win a game of f***ing cluedo man.

 

[Hendonite]

I don't reckon Roy Keane would drive an automatic like

No but vladimir the driver for itv does

 

[Jasper]

the SMB should have it's own show for solving cold cases

Why? It’s our job

 

[Deleted member 39436]

We couldn’t track down the Defoe picture via hotel carpet and now we reckon Keano drives a stolen merc. We couldn’t win a game of f***ing cluedo man.

 

[thecloughywobble]

Cheers. I actually never met him and I discovered he’d passed years after he did. I got his death certificate to see what he died from in case it would affect me, and my blood ran cold when I saw what finished him, being a big fan of Thaw and Morse.
He spent his entire life working in smoky clubs and hammering the scotch and tabs. It was almost inevitable, tbh. Heavy smoking and alcohol intake are very significant risk factors. It’s not that common a cancer, tbh.
Enjoy your Scotch!

Slàinte Mhath! What better could we wish for anyone?

 

[Pacific]

We couldn’t track down the Defoe picture via hotel carpet and now we reckon Keano drives a stolen merc. We couldn’t win a game of f***ing cluedo man.

we wouldn't actually solve anything but it would be comedy gold along the way

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

False plates, the plot thickens

Personalised plates, more like.

 

[Brian Griffin]

Saw a black merc earlier coming out of Ramside M500 RMK.

I’m in the Ramside.

He isn’t here.

I’m not even looking at boobies by the pool. #KeaneWatch

 

[The Shepherd]

Did WBA follow BAME and league guidelines, as they did their deal in about twenty minutes.

Fair point

 

[Deleted member 39436]

Saw a black merc earlier coming out of Ramside M500 RMK.

Big Micah was pushing the fucker

I’m in the Ramside.

He isn’t here.

I’m not even looking at boobies by the pool. #KeaneWatch

It’s was earlier today

 

[RobShep]

If he does get your managers job i will miss him arguing with everybody on the telly when i bother watching the premier league. He is entertainingly belligerent.

 

[HoxtonMackem]

I’m in the Ramside.

He isn’t here.

I’m not even looking at boobies by the pool. #KeaneWatch

Could check in around midnight / after if he's in the stands tomorrow. I'd hide in a bush opposite the reception tbh.

 

[fat elvis]

I don’t think Roy Keane is driving around in a stolen Mercedes.

If he is then he'll definitely be in Sunderland tomorrow, sadly it will be in the cells at suddick

 

[Madlad]

Just had a word with Roy, he said he's not going to Sine until this thread reaches 500 pages, oh and did I fancy ganning TWOC'ing with him later

 

[thecloughywobble]

Keane prefers public transport....

 

[MrParsnip]

Keanos going to get up mid interview on itv tonight, tear off his microphone and hoy it at Sam Matterface shouting “F£&k you, F@^k ITV, F#%k the mags, I’m off to manage the greatest club in the World” before walking out on air.

On his way out he’s going to hoy the table with the prawn sandwiches on out of the window

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[Herberthall]

Alex Neil now 3/1 2nd favey