Roy Keane

[Crook Mackem]

Imagine if Samson the cat whips his heed off tomorrow and its Keano in full kit

 

[Raker]

I’ve heard he wants his dogs to be on the bench but the club have refused

Whole new meaning to barking out orders lolz bantz etc

 

[ftm1971]

Ere I don’t claim to be ITK but I’ve heard Keane isn’t coming, initial talks went well but he doesnt want to work under a DoF model apparently. Abcdefg I have to go

Haha nee bother

 

[Thatheaderman]

I’ve heard he wants his dogs to be on the bench but the club have refused

Heard from a made up ITK that Kyrils and Keanes dogs got on yesterday.

 

[FN-2187]

Why does he always post at the end of all his posts part of the alphabet

Because he is f***ing simple?

Imagine if Samson the cat whips his heed off tomorrow and its Keano in full kit

Full kit wanker.

 

[ned_werby]

I'd imagine he's preparing with researchers etc for his final Sky gig tonight fingers

ITV

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Whole new meaning to barking out orders lolz bantz etc

DOGZ BOLLOX THAT BANTZ LAD

 

[West_Winger]

Ere I don’t claim to be ITK but I’ve heard Keane isn’t coming, initial talks went well but he doesnt want to work under a DoF model apparently. Abcdefg I have to go

Fuck off you tedious mag c*nt. Stink up your own forum.

 

[MrParsnip]

bisto as fuck this clownshoe

 

[ODIN]

Ere I don’t claim to be ITK but I’ve heard Keane isn’t coming, initial talks went well but he doesnt want to work under a DoF model apparently. Abcdefg I have to go

Mag twat

 

[Ageing Grey Mackem]

definitely wasnt me you saw..my hair is shit and cut for 5 quid by a local barber in southall.

There is no way you live in Southall mate, just no way....

 

[ozz]

Imagine if Samson the cat whips his heed off tomorrow and its Keano in full kit

Unfortunately things like that never happen !!

 

[HoxtonMackem]

Why does he always post at the end of all his posts part of the alphabet

Part of his adult literacy training, in case the dumb gravy stained knacker forgets it.

 

[Spartan]

Micah will be coming too for sure : bad luck to split up the double act

 

[West_Winger]

Unfortunately things like that never happen !!

I’d love that

 

[DrewC]

Heard from a made up ITK that Kyrils and Keanes dogs got on yesterday.

QPR Fan had his dog at the match why not

 

[Bonzo]

Ere I don’t claim to be ITK but I’ve heard Keane isn’t coming, initial talks went well but he doesnt want to work under a DoF model apparently. Abcdefg I have to go

He knew we have a DOF so why would he have an interview in the first place?

 

[kildaremackem]

kildaremackem said:
i am methven isnt..he has put a lot moe cash itno the club than me like..


im not derailing the thread..im talking abaout roy keane..thats the title of the thread. others are talking about methven and other fantasy stuff.

Sorry how this appears - reply and cut and paste on my phone playing up!!

In the first quote above - what relevance has this to the Keane thread??

somoen asked me was i methven..i dint bring it up...second bit of the sentnecw as me being cheeky fair enough..but i wouldnt have mentoend methven if others hadnt

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Imagine if Samson the cat whips his heed off tomorrow and its Keano in full kit

As if Keano would go for a stunt like that. More likely to rip the head off anyone daft enough to suggest it.

 

[Kent Boy 2]

There is no way you live in Southall mate, just no way....

No way on earth he lives there. He also wouldn’t get a haircut there for £5. Dartford has more poverty than Southall, and the cheapest I can get a 10-minute trim for is a tenner.

£15 if I am wearing my salmon trousers when I go!