RIP Pythagoras

[Weremuthe]

up their with the Angles

Homophone feck-up - up there with the Angles

 

[Lonz]

Has he cosined yet.

 

[becs]

Dry wake for him as you can't drink and derive.

 

[Mr.Thunders]

The OP angling for likes again

 

[OLDROKERENDER]

Was there a period of math mourning when he died ?

 

[Cypher]

There should be rulers about posts like this.

 

[becs]

There should be rulers about posts like this.

I just bought a three foot ruler at a yard sale this morning.

 

[Dave Herbal]

I just bought a three foot ruler at a yard sale this morning.

Was it the king of the diddy men?

 

[cornish mackem]

This threads gone off at a tangent

 

[Bob Fleming]

There is definitely a formula to these pun threads

 

[Cypher]

I just bought a three foot ruler at a yard sale this morning.

How much did you pay for it - nothing off the scale I hope.

 

[becs]

Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, 'If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh...'

The barman says, 'Y, the long face?'

 

[EchoMan]

Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, 'If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh...'

The barman says, 'Y, the long face?'

Did you make that up?

 

[becs]

Did you make that up?

No I stole it off Facebook.

 

[PinzaC55]

If Triangles had a god then god would have three sides.

 

[hypersonic]

These puns really are as simple as abc.